My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone

I woke up to see my cat outside my window on a tree

And he ran away , he’s gone with the wind guys

My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone, my cat somehow got outside and was in a tree and he looked at me for two minutes and then ran away

by A Cardboard box December 10, 2021

it is the end of the world and we're all gonna die anytime soon

i know it
i just know it.

is that a big bang
oh no black hole interrupt
we're all gonna die
it's true, we're doomed!
happy birthday to you

epic man: i can predict the future and it is the end of the world and we're all gonna die anytime soon. i just know it. i repeat i can predict the future and we're all gonna die soon the universe is doomed
epic SMÖRT man: Nah.
epic SMÖRTËR man: It is true, we all are gonna die on about 821749 milliseconds.
epic SMÖRT man: Oh. I understand now-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by BenSav December 15, 2021

Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my monster goes

this is when someone want to get freaky with you gay or not you better get ready.

"Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my MONSTER goes.."
"no?"
"too late."

by doihijvkbnjkbdjkBFJ February 26, 2025

《¤》Hundred《¤》And 《¤》Four《¤》Beats《¤》Per《¤》Minute《¤》Is《¤》Gossamer《¤》

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《¤》Hundred《¤》And 《¤》Four《¤》Beats《¤》Per《¤》Minute《¤》Is《¤》Gossamer《¤》

by FrenchVanillaSake March 1, 2025

Mark Indelicato Will Not Send And Recieve Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles's Goddamn Motherfucking Physique

Mark Indelicato Will Not Send And Recieve Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles's Goddamn Motherfucking Physique

Mark Indelicato Will Not Send And Recieve Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles's Goddamn Motherfucking Physique

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

I Want Nothing TO DO With ANd YOu I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me

I Want Nothing TO DO With ANd YOu I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me

I Want Nothing TO DO With ANd YOu I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

I Want Nothing To Do With And I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me

I Want Nothing To Do With And I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me

I Want Nothing To Do With And I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025