An official day newly introduced by the President of the United States Donald J Trump.He quoted “on the 30th of July it shall be national blowjob day”
by Jarred Will July 29, 2020

by Stormofhail June 16, 2025

July 3rd is National fatherless day. Celebrate and joke about people who are fatherless such as Meowbahh, Zoophiles, People who hate technoblade and etc.
Bob: Hey guess what?
Friend: what?
Bob: It's National fatherless day
Friend: wait it is
Bob: yes
Friend: Yippee!
Bob: let's celebrate at the park and eat some McDonald's there!
Friend: Okay!
Friend: what?
Bob: It's National fatherless day
Friend: wait it is
Bob: yes
Friend: Yippee!
Bob: let's celebrate at the park and eat some McDonald's there!
Friend: Okay!
by National Fatherless Day July 3, 2022

December 16, The day wear all christmas hat wearing football and soccer players must find a mate and makeout
by psycoman4574 December 14, 2023

by Spread the news November 2, 2019

National Clap Anyone Day is on June 11th, on this day you can clap anyone without permission but if they are 14 or younger that is not allowed and you will be sent to prison.
by a guy named Aaron April 18, 2020

On This day April 19th it is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. Every year on this day only you are encouraged to Stick it where the sun don't shine and yell out a big "Oh yeah!" in your best porn star voice.
April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. So when you stick it where the sun don't shine give me a big,"Oh yeah!".
by Starholed April 18, 2024
