NATIONAL SLAP AND GRAB ASS MONTH

December is all about fun and excitement so why not grab or slap someone’s ass for your enjoyment!!

girl: ow why did you slap/grab my ass
boy: duh because it’s national slap and grab ass month!

by hello yam November 30, 2020

National Ask Your Crush Out Day

October 3 At 12:00 you have to ask your crush out!

Travis-hey Mary I wanted to ask you out

Mary-OMG today is National ask your crush out day!!

by Djdbdbd October 2, 2021

National give your gf your hoodie

Gf : - gimme your hoodie

Bf: - why ?
Gf : - bc today is national give me your hoodie day !

Bf : ok

Gimme your hoodie !

Why ?

Today is national give your gf your hoodie

by Alamiyaj October 13, 2021

National Judas appreciation day

Judas a guy who everyone loves sometimes he’s a bit down so every may 21 give some love to your friend Judas

Friend: OMG IS THAT JUDAS
other friend: yea why?
Friend: todays national Judas appreciation day

Other friend: oh let’s go appreciate him
*runs up to Judas and gives him gifts and stuff*

by A local freak May 21, 2022

National Kill Strategetic Day

This happens on July 14th. National kill Strategetic day is the day where you get to FUCKING KILL HIS ASS. IM GONNA FUCKING KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING JU;LIKBHWLEJKHFGUWVELFJ.KHUWGEFP;.KWIEGF;Q/WEIL

Console: hey! it's July National Kill Strategetic Day, it's time to do what has to be done...
Azterica: i'll grab the shotgun

by Azterica July 14, 2023

National twerk day

National twerk day is 19th of October and you get a whole day to twerd on anyone and as many people as you like for 24hours

Jack:steph
Steph:yeah...

Jack:*starts twerking on steph*
Steph:OMG JACK WHAT ARE U DOING
jack:it's national twerk day

Basically u can twerk an anyone u want without a consequence

by Your_ugly October 7, 2020

National be a dick Day

It whenever you be a dick all day

Yo you heard today is National be a Dick Day

by Steve dumb April 16, 2021