National sit on lap day

It’s March 2nd you can sit on anybody lap for the day

Me: why you sitting on his or her lap? Them: its National sit on lap day

by Taskmaker302 March 1, 2022

National Starbucks Day

On June 21, your friends, parents, or guardians buy you what ever you want from Starbucks.

Parents buy you Starbucks because it’s National Starbucks day

by National holiday June 21, 2021

National send nudes day

On April 21, you must send all your nudes to you boyfriend, girlfriend, or your crush

My girlfriend just sent me all her nudes because it’s national send nudes day!!

by Rearea0915 May 29, 2018

National Tickling Week

National Tickling Week is a week from December 23rd to the 30th in where you can tickle someone for a veeeeerrrryyyyy long time. It also recurs from January 1st to the 8th.

National Tickling Week is an entire week in which you tickle your MOST ticklish, single , friend for 2-10 minutes a day straight. This person you choose to tickle you must tell them they cannot get mad or you will do it again.

by That person who says stuff...: December 23, 2019

National Quirky-ism day

On February 8 it is the duty of all of a certain persons mutuals to call them out on their homophobia

"I hate gay pll,
Post that on your story bruh 💀" -Quirky person
"Send me your address, it's National Quirky-ism day" - Gilbert (national treasure)

by Alex The Duck February 8, 2022

national catchers day

one day a year that catchers in baseball/softball are recognized

Happy national catchers day!

by 68633896379 February 2, 2022

National Treason Day

The one, and only, day of the year that defines what America is about; Her Birthday! The 4th of July is the day that we, as Americans, committed treason against the patriarchy of the Kingdom of Great Britain by declaring our independence.

Today is National Treason Day! Let's go throw some Tea in the harbor to celebrate America's birthday!

by Irish Guacamole July 4, 2024