Like the stranger but happens when your heart is broken. Happens when you fall asleep on your arm, then rub it out first thing in the morning so it feels like old times. But you can't finish and it's as limp as old celery.
I tried to rub it out, but my dick was Takotsuboed.
They diagnosed me with Takotsubo syndrome and said my dick is sad.
They diagnosed me with Takotsubo syndrome and said my dick is sad.
Like the stranger but happens when your heart is broken. Happens when you fall asleep on your arm, then rub it out first thing in the morning so it feels like old times. But you can't finish and it's as limp as old celery.
I tried to rub it out, but my dick was Takotsuboed.
They diagnosed me with Takotsubo syndrome and said my dick is sad.
They diagnosed me with Takotsubo syndrome and said my dick is sad.
Like the stranger but happens when your heart is broken. Happens when you fall asleep on your arm, then rub it out first thing in the morning so it feels like old times. But you can't finish and it's as limp as old celery.
I tried to rub it out, but my dick was Takotsuboed.
They diagnosed me with Takotsubo syndrome and said my dick is sad.
They diagnosed me with Takotsubo syndrome and said my dick is sad.
When you just love to make peanut butter jelly sandwiches but instead of peanut butter you put your shit on instead
Person one : hey bro can you make me a pb sandwich x
Person two : ye no problem hehehe (puts shit on instead of peanut butter) i guess i have kaiden syndrome.
Person two : ye no problem hehehe (puts shit on instead of peanut butter) i guess i have kaiden syndrome.
by Jimmy batman December 14, 2023
Kaiden syndrome is a mental disorder people with this syndrome are obsessed with human shit they simply cannot put it down they collect shit like funko pops people with this syndrome usually have drawers full of shit and school lockers and beds etc people with this syndrome usually smell very stinky like a bad holme _ brea
Person one : why tf does that guy have human shit in his pocket that is simply outrageous.
Person two : oh the smell off him ima get sick. He definitely has kaiden syndrome.
Person two : oh the smell off him ima get sick. He definitely has kaiden syndrome.
by Jimmy batman December 21, 2023
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by Jimmy batman December 14, 2023
I like going dancing with my family, but my cousin has puppy-syndrome.
I used to like watching movies alone, but my new girlfriend has puppy-syndrome.
I used to like watching movies alone, but my new girlfriend has puppy-syndrome.
by I_caveman August 22, 2019