National Sex Day

It's a day when u dont care about tomorrow and you bang like there's nothing else. You have the most fun and your girlfriend has to accept the deal.

Comeon baby, it's National Sex Day, let's have some fun!!

by Hellle May 30, 2024

National bet day

If you say bet on this day you have to get slapped

March 25th

Lets hang out after work

Bet

*slap* national bet day

by Sevenavengfold March 24, 2022

National Fuck Day

National fuck day is on April, 19th,its fun, you can fuck someone, yea that's it, have fun.

Yes, National fuck day!

by ThatOneTaco April 19, 2020

National Full Send Day

August 1st, where everyone needs to full send it

“Bro it’s national Full Send Day you have to come through”

by RJ Smitty August 1, 2020

national kiss cheek day

national kiss cheek day is on april 12 .. where you can only kiss people on they cheeks not they lips .

i wish i can kiss my girl ! but it’s national kiss cheek day .

by Natisa April 11, 2019

National Grab Boob Day

FUCK OFF. GENUINELY FUCK OFF.
MOTHERFUCKERS GENUINELY HAD TO MAKE A WHOLE ASS DAY JUST TO GRAB BOOBS. GO TO PORNHUB OR SOME SHIT AND MASTURBATE WITH YOUR 2 INCHER YOU LONELY ASS MOTHERFUCKING, FUCKING LOOK AT HENTAI OR SOME SHIT YOU FUCKING FETISH-RIDDEN DISGRACE. STOP SEXUALLY ASSAULTING RANDOM WOMEN ON THE STREETS, GO KYS.

Person/Boy 1: “omg it’s National Grab Boob Day!!1 let me go grab that random woman’s racks, she look like she’s got the whole ass bakery!! with that dumpy too!!1”
Person/Boy 2: *punches* “wtf dude that’s disgusting, you can’t just go sexually assault women”

by turbowashere March 26, 2022

National No Water Day

A day where no one can drink water at all

Hey can I go get a drink of water?

Teacher: No it's national no water day...

by Houdini TRLL May 30, 2017