You gotta have a blowjob on the Last day of school it happens because you are hella horny and your gf or the gayest kid in school will suck you off for free
Dan-hey baby wanna suck me off before the summer no one will know its national blowjob day
Jalee-okayy let me see
Jalee-okayy let me see
by Ybv with the tea May 03, 2019
Him: Hey babe guess what day it is.
Her: what day is it?
Him: National Blowjob Day.
Her: come here then😏
Her: what day is it?
Him: National Blowjob Day.
Her: come here then😏
by Sadeyes August 02, 2024
National give your boyfriend a blowjob day Sept. 30
A day to appreciate your boyfriends and give them the time of their life
A day to appreciate your boyfriends and give them the time of their life
by venyy September 30, 2022
by imadethissomybfcanbehappy October 29, 2023
by WASSERMAN May 06, 2022
National Mustache day is April 20th where all mustaches hold a competition for who can grow the biggest mustache.
by cerealbeforemilk1234 April 21, 2021
Following the atrocities inflicted on the living legend Mike Tyson during the fight with Jake Paul. It has set such a bad precedent. 50-something-year-old fathers, Black, White, Latinos, Asian, Citizens, and Non-Citizens of our great nation stand united.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.
Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.
Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.
Dad: What?
Son: I said I can kick you a**.
Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"
Son: I said I can kick you a**.
Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"
by Sixcircles November 16, 2024