Big donkey spank

A funny nickname for a clumsy, studdering obese guy, similar to Don Vito of Viva la bam. gets worked up over nothing and also may shit themselves and fart frequently.

you can also mix it up a bit, example:
Big bubba spank
Big donkey push
Big donkey bang
Big poppa smash
Big bada boom

smells like shit in here, Big donkey spank must have been here, he started studdering and cursing when I tried to call him out on it.

by pctv guy October 9, 2018

Big Boob theory

How our universe sprang into existence. Proof that only natural phenomena exists and there are no supernatural forces or materialism.

A cosmological contribution that exist at the core of "black holes". A mathematical concept that truly boggles the mind.

Big Boob theory is the big bang.

by Crimes Act (1958) May 29, 2018

Big Jake’d

When somebody makes someone drive to a restaurant so they can eat in front of them

Dude you just got Big Jake’d

by Josh 1578 May 30, 2018

BIG DIEHL

While being humble, big Diehl is known by friends as being a ladies man. Ladies know big Diehl in fact they are the ones who gave him the name.

WOW MY BLIND DATE WAS THE BIG DIEHL, I AM STILL SORE...

by Big Diehl May 30, 2018

big dumb lanky idiot

The hottest and D A N K E S T person ever.

I wanna be a big dumb lanky idiot.

by its olive May 31, 2018

Big Thunder

A large car that can carry a lot of people. Driver plays good music.

chloe: what are we doing this weekend?
jack: we're road trippin' in Lauren's Big Thunder!! You in? Everyone is going.
chloe: HELL YEAH!

by lolococopopo June 2, 2018

Band of the big black horse

Getting screwed by a big black man playing the trumpet while you ride on a big black horse playing the drums. Usually happens in Amsterdam and while on a farm.

Friend: “Whatcha doin this weekend?”
Me: “ Going to Amsterdam and enjoying a night of the band of the big black horse.”

by Sahagian June 6, 2018