Owen longhurst

A ranked 2nd in the physical education teachers of Kent with first we have Mathew feeney and in close third we have finch,Owen longhurst is a man from the depths of croyden and is a star footballer for westerham FC.To describe Owen longhurst personality he is a cunt always complaining about students who do best in his tests and to the ones who fail and are supposedly meant to be kicked of the physical education course are not. Many quotes from Owen longhurst are “Corr scenes up the polish” “fuck” “don’t be clowns” Owen longhurst also leads a luxurious life and has many trips like going to see the Miami marlins and drinking fishbowls at random nightclubs. Owen longhurst does have many advantages about his personality though like having a contagious laugh, can take a bit of banter and also his lessons are piss easy.

Person1: what lesson have you got next

Person2: PE
Person1:who have u got

Person2:Owen longhurst
Person1:lucky shit I’ve got finch

by LAmandem123 February 22, 2024

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Owen Berdan

Owen Berdan, Perhaps the worlds number one enemy aka The Worlds Biggest Hater. Owen Can ruin your day just by talking to him. He will find a way to hate on something you hold dear to your heart. You have a favorite show? Mid. You have a favorite food? Mid. Your favorite basketball player is Dejounte Middray? Mid AF.Even if you try to find his weakness you will have zero luck. Owen Berdan can find a way to get back at you even if you do find a wat to merely get his attention with one of your attempts to a bad take. Yet, whatever you do, do not and i meant DO NOT say anything negative to morbius. If you do he will morb all over you and do unspeakable things to you and will ruin your life. That is all, You have been officially warned.

Did you hear Owen Berdan morbed all over that guy and sent him across the country

by Owen Berdan April 20, 2022

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Owen Lacy

Cat gorl, aka holy bibl guy

Someone: He is holy bibl guy
Friend: oh it's an Owen Lacy

by Caidyn Siegel April 13, 2021

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Owen

A tall boy with fluffy hair. he plays basketball with mediocre effort and is lowkey a mega fag. He should probably take a shower, and is balding heavily. Needs to seriously think about his sexuality. What a huge shithead.

THE PEOPLE WANT TO SEE ALAN!!!

Guy 1: That guys being such an Owen ass motherfucker
Guy 2: Yeah what a fucking fagbag.
Owen: what the fuck did I do?
Guy 1 and Guy 2: Shut the fuck up owen.

by BlacksburgDEMON February 26, 2025

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