wanker

British greeting, meaning the same as friend or "mate"

Person 1: Bruv you're such a wanker

Person 2: Meet at the back of tesco innit (for a friendly chat of course!)

by noshush November 15, 2022

Wanker

Smart
Funny
Charismatic

You’re such a wanker

by Wankerrrr February 12, 2022

Wanker

Lumo

You are like lumo( a wanker)

by Penis lover 69999999 June 25, 2022

Wanker

British slang for an idiot or fool

My favorite part before the Queen arrives is yelling "wanker" at Prince Charles as he passes.

by DianeSimmons September 14, 2022

Wanker

An insult. Some one who beats his own meat, chokes his own chicken, or spanks his own monkey.
See also: jag-off

stop looking at porn, you wanker, and go get a girl friend.

by adam is so great November 08, 2003

wanker

you

you are a wanker, and you know you are a wanker, you have and forever will be a wanker

by Pyrocynical is a furry July 07, 2019

Wanker

Someone who wanks

He’s such a wanker

by Ghenggy da Munky September 20, 2018