can opener turn

when someone asks you a question and you turn your head slowly and mechanically while still looking at your computer screen, book, etc to let them know you acknowledge the question

girl: hey, what do you think of this top?
boy: *does the can opener turn*
girl: hey, i'm talkin to you, dont u can opener turn me, see this is the problem in our relationship....
boy: i heard you, i heard you

by taconesh February 25, 2011

Chiseled turn

When someone makes dumb slow mistakes

James made a chiseled turn playing a game he’s such a loser.

by Red Ben Clemson March 26, 2025

The way I turned it on

Pre-emptive programming? This isn't a thing I'm actively doing it's a think I did 10 years ago...

Hym "So I can't turn it off the way I turned it on. Right? I can't do Post-Hoc Pre-Emptive programming. That would be paradoxical! It's ridiculous. Why would I make it in such a way that would allow me to turn it off without me receiving the thing for which I'm turning it on? I can't. It doesn't. If you can't and you need me to do it, then I need the thing I'm saying I need."

by Hym Iam October 26, 2025

quarter turn

when a brass player in a marching band drops their mouth piece and another marcher that witnesses this says "quarter turn"

*Marches set*
*does aggressive visual*

*mouthpiece falls off*
"Fuck"
*Woodwind marcher*

"quarter turn hehe"

*me mumbling*
"u fuking kike"

by butstilltho October 29, 2017

Derma turn

When your teachers tits are huge

Damnnnn she got some big ass derma turns

by Urbandoctionary123 December 2, 2018

when i join plane crazy is look I have shredders but I did not turned it on

"The joyous declaration of a newbie in Plane Crazy, proudly showcasing their latest in-game gadgetry, albeit with a charming disregard for grammatical conventions"
-Someone in Plane Crazy Community

Every time a new player zooms past me without firing a single shot, I'm reminded of the classic 'When I join Plane Crazy is look I have shredders but I did not turned it on' moment."

by YeetTheAn3On March 23, 2024

Turn up

I wanna turn up

I wanna turn up

by anonymous November 16, 2021