this one now

the definition my friend wants me to show him so he can finish his work but not im here writing this because im yes. now he is wactching me and writing on my screen with a eraser

friend: hey could i get this one now?

me: *writes this* no

friend: why? *draws dicks all over my screen*

me: you dumbass you drew a dick thats as short as yours

friend: you ching

by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ok January 11, 2024

Be on your way now

What you say when you have to talk to a old woman who likes MJ

"Yo did you see that show the Last Dance?"
"Be on your way now"

by Bernardo is comp at soccer January 16, 2024

Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten!

best line in ultrakill

Minos fucking prime: Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten!

V1: no I win

by KFCworker April 26, 2025

Things now you're well?

Things now you're well? is a less common phrase used by Irish people. It is more common in the south of Ireland. Roughly translated it means: How are you?
'Things'... everything you care about.
'Now'...currently.
'You're'...you are.
'Well?'...feeling alright about them?

'Hey Billy. Things now you're well?'
'Not too bad Aisling. Not too bad. Things now?'
'Era, can't complain.'

by yourbuddy007 May 13, 2014

Hush now

Typically said by a mother to her baby to keep it calm

mother: hush now, hush now
baby: *stops crying*

by mdeq February 3, 2017

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by ausboss20001 October 11, 2023

Tarded now

A person or place (noun) that has recently done something so dumb, or of a low IQ (intelligence quotient) that they now qualify as mentally handicapped or having a learning disability.

Bob dropped that loading dock straight onto his head. He is tarded now.

by Scribblyscrabbidydoo May 22, 2018