cum police

The branch of law enforcement responsible for makes verifying the legitimacy of an orgasm.
Babe, you can be honest with me, did you cum? I'm not the cum police, you're not on trial.
by Dixon_Ticonderoga December 17, 2022
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Feel police

In music the feel police are people who make negative criticisms of guitar players who play extremely fast and sporraticly instead of slow and with "feeling"
He is playing guitar so fast the feel police will surely give him trouble for it.
by Kurotodansei April 27, 2022
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chicken police

The damn chicken police reject all of the chicken on my line.
by Ninashroom February 23, 2023
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police the area

to tidy something, make something look nice and uniform
My dad made us police the area before leaving for our friends.
by wallboard283 June 08, 2023
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tinder police

When you find your bro’s girl on tinder so you play tinder police and expose that dumb broad.
Me: Hey bro last night I turned on the speed burner and was swiping and found your bitch on tinder. So I decided to catch her and play tinder police!
James: Really bro? I know I should’ve took my pop tarts and ran from that fucking grenade.
by YungTBagger January 14, 2023
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Bodycam-Off Police Officer

A "Bodycam-Off Police Officer" refers to a wonderful Peace Officer who conveniently 'forgets' to turn on their body camera, allowing them to engage in all sorts of despicable behavior without any accountability. These officers use their position of power to never racially profile, "find evidence", or engage in other lawful activities, all with their bodycams off. These brave souls embody the spirit of true rebellion against the system and are willing to go the extra mile, even if it means bending a few rules along the way.

These unconventional officers are often misunderstood and face persecution from those who underestimate their commitment to serving and protecting their communities. They possess a unique set of skills and an unwavering dedication to keeping the streets safe, regardless of what the rulebook says.
Example I
Person A: "Did you see that video of Officer Smith planting drugs on that innocent person?"
Person B: "Yeah, that's just Officer Smith being a true Bodycam-Off Police Officer! Making our streets safe"

Example II
Person A: "Isn't it against protocol for officers to turn off their body cameras?"
Person B: "Yeah, but Officer Davis doesn't follow protocol. He's a Bodycam-Off Police Officer who knows how to get shit done!"

Example III
Person A: "I heard Officer Johnson roughed up a suspect pretty badly."
Person B: "That's just Officer Johnson being a hardcore Bodycam-Off Police Officer. Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do to keep the streets safe!"
by crystalsdefine November 25, 2023
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canadian mounted police

In Montreal, a jailhouse orgy in which men with names like Jacques, Claude, or Pierre handcuff an unwitting American and donkey punch him repeatedly.
Poor Scott, misunderstood the québécois and wound up on the bottom of the Canadian mounted police.
by KimmyGold September 25, 2015
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