Land Mine Fart

When the steanch a fart is embedded into a seat until someone disturbs that smell to cause it to leak out moments later. In similar fasion to a real land mine

So, I was hanging with my girlfriend yesturday and I laid a land mine fart in her couch. Later on her sister sat there and she got tottaly blamed for it!

by R.T. Foster, II October 13, 2007

Samoan land mine

A large dump

"Hold on I gotta go drop a Samoan land mine!"

by ndm1598 November 10, 2014

back-to-the-land movement

An agrarian movement that has been associated with the 1960s counterculture of hippies. The common thread is a call for people to take up smallholding and to grow food from the land with an emphasis on a greater degree of self-sufficiency, autonomy, and local community than found in a prevailing industrial or postindustrial way of life.

The back-to-the-land movement is part of the hippie ideology.

by Y3rrb0i April 11, 2019

Land 'O COVID

A region of relatively high concentration of COVID positive individual cases, regardless of death toll.

Hey, you headin' back to Alabama?
Oh, HELL NO! That's the Land 'O COVID. I'm stayin' in Naples, FL where COVID doesn't even exist.

by YAWA December 13, 2020

Dirty Moon Landing

The act of pressing your ass up against another persons ass and then letting out a juicy fart, thereby causing the fartee to whinge in disgust.

She was moaning on her hands and knees, cheeks spread with impatient anticipation of shelthing the throbbing red rod of pleasure when all of a sudden she felt a dank boggy stench roll up her back and tickle her nose as he came in for a Dirty Moon Landing.

by The_Manbeast June 06, 2017

a land of milk and honey

a country where living conditions are good and people have the opportunity to make a lot of money

Many Mexicans regard the United States as a land of milk and honey.

by humorous.vitamin April 19, 2015

Tickling magic land

This means for someone to put their fingers in a vayjayjay. However, unlike fingering, tickling a magic land is majestic. Often when the cums, the woman queefs glitter and rainbows. Chocolate cake and tea will be served afterwards.

Creepy pervert: Can I finger you?
Dumb slut: No ew gross
Different creepy pervert: Can I try tickling magic land?
Dumb slut: Omg yay xoxoxoxo

by AlbusDumblewhore101 March 17, 2014