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Hyper-Gooning

A elite form of gooning, in which you have to gorrlia glue your hand and to cover your entire body head to toe in vicks vaporub, it should last anywhere from; 7 hours to 6 days.

It feels better than crystal meth
"Yo dude where were you the past 5 days?"

"Hyper-gooning bitch nigga"
by Dr. GOON January 2, 2025
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Goon

Keyboard Warrior Extraordinaire: An internet dweller dedicated to spreading anti-Semitic rants and railing against the state of Israel, typically while stationed in their parents' basement. They frequently throw around buzzwords like “Zionist agenda” and “global conspiracy,” yet never manage to back up their claims with actual facts.
"Don’t bother arguing with that Jew-hater goon. He’s just a keyboard warrior extraordinaire spouting nonsense about some Zionist agenda from his mom’s basement."
by BasedBeyondBelief January 4, 2025
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Hungarian spazzing goon method

The Hungarian spazzing goon method is done by going to the famous aquarium in Budapest named Tropicarium and getting in the walk-through tunnel at the shark tank and then boof a weed pen or cart until its hit like an egg blinker. If done correctly the Hungarian spazzing goon method should give an unique high and will periodically make you ejaculate.
Jimmy was the winner of 2024's national championship of the Hungarian spazzing goon method.
by YVLdoja January 6, 2025
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Gooning session

Gooning session is simply a session of Gooning. Gooning is like edging, where you get as close to ”the point of no return” as possible when masturbating.
Yo bro, I’m gonna go for a Gooning session in a bit. Would you be down to goon with me and then maybe we could fuck each other so hard that we won’t be able to walk after?
by HornyGirlHere January 7, 2025
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Goon Coccoon

To pleasure yourself, smear the ejaculates upon the body, and promptly go to sleep, letting it dry. You then wake to immediately repeat the process, aka "spinning the goon coccoon".
I couldn't make your party because I was stuck spinning my goon coccoon.
by MousieInAHousie January 8, 2025
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Biiz goon

The term "Biiz goon" represents an excessive amount of femboys / females who tend to dick suck said name "Biizirous" They usually lurk in games like The Strongest Battlegrounds, Heroes Battlegrounds, and a server called "Biizcordia."
The term "Biiz goon" represents an excessive amount of femboys / females who tend to dick suck said name "Biizirous" They usually lurk in games like The Strongest Battlegrounds, Heroes Battlegrounds, and a server called "Biizcordia."
by Biizirous January 10, 2025
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Blumpkin goon

A blumpkin goon is where you watch a vr porn video about getting a blowjob whilst taking a shit and jacking off
Tyler: Hey josh wanna go to the gym?

Josh: no thanks, I'm gonna blumpkin goon in a bit.
by Chinesesissylover January 11, 2025
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