Jane: Hey Dave what's got you all balled up?
Dave: My wifes' parents are stay over all week, I gotta prepare my anus.
Dave: My wifes' parents are stay over all week, I gotta prepare my anus.
by JustAnotherUselessUser June 2, 2019
Get the Prepare my anusmug. When your breath smells so bad that it smells like you ate a dead dogs shit and the dead dog. They will eat your children at night and your dogs if you don't protect them. The only way you can defend yourself is with Colgate products. It's like a gremlin after midnight except every hour of the day .
yo that girl sitting next to me in American history is such an anus cracker, let's put some Colgate strips on her chair .
by Eatmydiction8==D March 14, 2016
Get the Anus crackermug. by anuuu November 6, 2017
Get the anumug. Here is an ANUS QUOTE " A SHITEATER YOU SHIT and who would that be just FART and you will know when they come running towards you.
by PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE September 11, 2021
Get the ANUS QUOTEmug. Anus marinara is the blood and shit mix that comes out of ones asshole after intensely rough gay sex. Anus marinara occurs after gay sex with 3 or more dicks in ones asshole.
by Ellamos January 3, 2019
Get the Anus marinaramug. Anus theif: I'm so jealous of your anus I'm going to fuck your anus so hard that it comes off and I can take it!
Fat anus haver: please dont steal it I'll do anything!!
Fat anus haver: please dont steal it I'll do anything!!
by Thevaginafartpoo July 31, 2021
Get the Anus Theifmug. Funny, active, hates boring stuff like juggling or other boring stuff. He loves to hang out with his friends and is funny. He can barely be stubborn. But overall he is a great person and u are considered to be lucky to have him as ur friend
Anu wanna hang out and go to the park?
by Friend reviewer March 16, 2021
Get the Anumug.