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suicide 25

When something is guaranteed to fail, but someone does it anyway out of Desperation, Hope, or desire for "Divine Intervention" of some kind.

Not to be confused with pure ignorance or testing Natural Selection. A "Suicide 25" only occurs when someone fully understands what they're doing is impossible, but does it anyway in hope of a different outcome.

Started from a /b/ post on 4Chan talking about games that could be played with 4 Dice. In which a user made a dark humor post about "Their Father" rolling 4 dice, if they got less than 25 they would commit suicide. Hoping that god would give them a sign to keep going. This is where "Suicide 25" comes from. As with 4 Six-sided Dice its impossible to roll a 25 or higher.
Guy 1: "Hey man is Jacob really going to ask out that hot chick in our math class?
Guy 2: "Yup... It ain't gonna happen. Shes so far out of his league"
Guy 1: "Sounds like a straight up Suicide 25 to me"
Guy 2: "You ain't wrong"
by TranscendentBoredomOverlord September 19, 2019
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suicide install

A program that is so epically annoying that you uninstall it no matter what the consequences. An example is AVG Antivirus.
"I need an antivirus. Oh. How about AVG? I hope this isn't a suicide install"

*10 minutes later*

"OMFG WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS THING?!? ARGH IMA UNINSTALL IT!!!"
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Comedy suicide

When a person shares something they found funny, like a meme, or a discussion on Twitter, but they stick a meaningless comment on top of or below the picture that ruins the comedy. First coined by Oz Media on YouTube
Oh no, someone did comedy suicide by writing "Found on Urban Dictionary!!1!!1" on the bottom of it.
by Anonymous But Nott January 25, 2021
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lovers suicide

Lover’s suicide is where (usually two) people in some type of romantic relationship commit suicide together. It is usually caused by both partners wanting to kill themselves but know the other person can’t live without them. Both partners often find a sort of happiness that their last moments will be spent together.
Brian- “Did you hear what happened to Penelope and Lisa?”
Samuel- “Didn’t they go missing?”
Brian- “Yeah but someone reported their bodies this morning.”
Samuel- “Are they okay?”
Brian- …
Brian- “It was lovers suicide.”
by KurtisConnersLeftSock May 30, 2022
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Weiner suicide

Drinking or drugging too much, to ensure that an erection does not occur, usually done intentionally.
I don't want to bang Stacy, so I'm gonna commit weiner suicide by whiskey
by robbierawb November 3, 2016
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suicide torture

To repeatedly threaten suicide as a means of mental warfare against family and loved ones to manipulate them to feel sorry for you.
After months of suicide torture from my Dad and finally told him to do it or shut up.
by Jeep_James May 23, 2022
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poop suicide

when a group of niggas shit themself to death
Zach: "we should get together for poop suicide soon"
me: "sounds lit bruh"
by coghkf November 20, 2018
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