Social Disability

A form of paralyzing anxiety that hinders one's ability to socialize. A person with a Social Disability is typically shy, reclusive, and extremely anxious in social situations and tends to keep very few or even no friends. A Social Disability can make it extremely difficult for a person to engage in relationships and friendships.

Q: Hey why does that guy seem very tense when people are around?
A: Oh I think it's because he suffers from a form of Social Disability.

by dzffa September 17, 2021

Social Dispensing

Extreme version of Social Distancing were Fanatical germ obsessed Sheeple become completely unhinged at the site of another himan being who is not wearing a face mask, or who is moving within 6feet of another human. They have completely Dispensed with any and all socia, rational or emotional connections to other humans because their fear has completely overwhelmed their sensibilities.

hey!!! YOU CANT HUG THAT CHILD!!! SOCIAL DISTANCING!!!!!!!!

Me:
Whats the point of surviving, if the cost of living is that we all end up practicing an ice cold version of Social Dispensing?

by KrashWorship April 11, 2020

social distrinking

Social distrinking is the activity of drinking socially with others whilst keeping a respectful distance from each other.

Hey man, it's been a while, lets go out tonight for some social distrinking.

Did you hear that Amy and her girlfriends are out social distrinking tonight. Right on!

by BazookaBob June 11, 2020

social indefinate

a person who does not have a clique but either many or none

Social indefinate kids have many jock, druggy, prep, and scene friends

by MC Kreeper November 30, 2010

Social Smile

1. Smiling for the sake of not looking sad, even if you're doing/feeling nothing.

2. A smile made by a baby in response to sounds/sights/etc. of things it likes.

1. Any politician's smile.

2. "Honey! Our baby just did her first social smile!"

by smsman August 15, 2011

corndog social

The most historic event to ever happen to an office of working humans.

"Did you hear about the corndog social going on next door? I wish I could join, I'm so jealous."

by psychoroll May 8, 2014

Sunrise Social

Waking up early enough to see the sunrise. Like an ice cream social, yet with the sun.

Would you care to join me for a sunrise social tomorrow?

by Superjamz June 29, 2009