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verbal speed bump

An item that many people need to slow the random stuff that comes spilling out of their mouth, giving them time to consider if it really should be said at all.
Joe's lack of a verbal speed bump has cost him many friends.
by flufferbot June 2, 2016
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Ground Speed Check

To humble an arrogant person; To knock someone down a peg; To overshadow another person, particularly someone who is arrogant or someone who has upstaged someone else.

Derived from the semi famous SR-71 groundspeed check story.
Person 1: I just finished another great medium article. Pretty good if I do say so myself.

Person 2: Boy my op ed was just published in The New York Times.

Person 3: Now that's what I call a ground speed check.
by Legnut March 23, 2017
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Chicken-speed

A guy who has intercourse as fast as a chicken.
Chicks know him to be a chicken-speed.
by Well Shookspear May 22, 2018
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Dixie Speedball

When you drink strong sweet tea while smoking weed.
Working in this heat is exhausting, I could really use a dixie speedball.
by RebelliousRed August 13, 2018
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Massachusetts Speed Bump

You can't go fast down those little side streets, otherwise those Massachusetts speed bumps will wreck your cah.
by Hehe_Boobs September 3, 2018
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scarlet speed

It's been that time of the month for my old lady but I still managed to scarlet speed 7 times!
by DanTheMan1__ September 21, 2018
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nigerian speed dating

The action of fucking in the first 3 minutes of meeting each other
I'm about to go Nigerian speed dating with Jessica later
by Ch1ck3nl1ttl3 May 22, 2019
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