Potato Tree

1. A mythical tree with the magical ability to grow potatoes from it's branches.

2. A retarded argument
1. The legendary potato tree has evaded me for far too long, this time I shall find it!

2. "I read a book that potatoes grow on trees!" "Are you fuckin' stupid?"
by The Mysterious Hand March 12, 2011
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Misty Potato

A piece of excrement, usually shaped like a potato, that is placed early in the morning in a field or on a path covered by mist or fog, so that it's hard to detect for any potential passers-by
I was on my way to the Bauers' house when I stepped in the neighbor dogs goddman misty potato
by GenWT January 26, 2017
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super potato

many potatoes making one large, unstoppable potato
by Raghooten February 26, 2016
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potato music

Potato Music is any music that’s quality isn’t studio professional. This can include music ranging from songs recorded on your phone, to songs recorded in a mediocre home studio that’s just a few tweaks away from being perfect.
Have you ever heard any of XXXtentacion’s early songs? It’s potato music.

Pistanthrophobia is potato music.
by RickRated June 01, 2018
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potatoe chipe

a potatoe chipe is when you have a potato but stick your toe in it and the chip gets an e
damn that potatoe chipe is thicc tho
by skrtskrtato April 16, 2020
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Potato Enthusiast

A person who completely worships a god food
Will sacrifice themselves for a tatertot
The most godly smol bean possible
by quirkywaterturkey March 20, 2020
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Bra-Potato

A Bra-Potato is when you wear your bra too long and it wrinkles, then little black things start growing on the inside of your bra. (mold)
Hey, Felicia I heard that Stacie is so lazy that she actually got Bra-Potatos.
by Potato CPYT January 20, 2018
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