Cheese Minge

A particularly gormless creature, whose leathery, greasy skin often crackles and splits due to copious amounts of class-A drug abuse. Its dark, sunken, dry eyes side-eye you upon approaching it and It has frequently been reported to have a filthy, fruity fetish for "older men" and "junkies". The blunt shattered teeth are visible to the naked eye from great distances and the scent of tuna fish and crack is a clear sign the infamous 'Cheese Minge' is in the vicinity. Approach with caution!

The existence of 'Cheese Minge' is widely debated, just due to the obscurity of its character.

by SADIE AND JACK.INC July 4, 2023

Minge

A hairy vagina

“Makena needs to shave her minge”. Said Jake Waltman

by Lil jake July 1, 2018

the ming

Someone who gets mad b words and has more than 0 play. However, he prefers to spend his time with cars rather than his b words.

woah that guy has so many b words! He's def the ming!

by iwanabeming March 21, 2022

Minge Pit

A group of hot girls.

Tom: Yo Matt did you enjoy getting pushed into that minge pit yesterday?
Matt: Yeah minge pits are pretty cool

by Mat365 January 22, 2018

minge lard

An undesirable build up of grime in or around the vag. Usually down to poor hygiene or a yeast infection.

Mate 1: Becky wanted me to plate her but I couldn't ...

Mate 2: Why bruv?

Mate 1: Cos her backy pouch was smothered in Minge Lard mate...

by Cothers Munt April 8, 2021

Ming

A provoked word used in a simple sentence, to over-fully express something, or say it from the manner.

“Ming” is a decisive word to many people, it originated from a man, who’s name is Aidan E. , however it was then passed on to others and really started to spark after a friend of Aidan, randomly one night, swung his arms up in a waved motion and proceeded to say, “Ming J”. After that event, it grew on from there.

“I’m about to “Ming” this up”

“Yea nah yea Ming J Ming J”

“I’m straight “mingin’” right now.”

by Yea nah yea cj March 23, 2021

Minge

Someone who is very cheeky and always avoiding their responsibilities. They are annoying and irritating in a shy and cute way.

Allen is such a minge (n.). He spent the whole weekend minging in bed (v.).

by Kobear69 January 27, 2024