A deeply insecure and distrusting man who constantly obsesses over his girlfriends, wife's or female friends attractiveness and percieve every mans interaction as an attempt to obtain access to his ladies private area. He will never relax in a social setting if there is one other man in the proximity, his hyper-vigilant state of paranoia is an issue that causes much friction in his home life
I'm so sick of him always behaving like this! I don't need a minge guardian, I can take care of myself
by Nicotharappist October 04, 2022
by Childnumnum May 14, 2023
by Lightskin Sensation October 24, 2020
by TOC June 11, 2004
A Scottish/uk slang term used to describe something that’s disgusting
A similar slang term that means the same thing is: manky
You could call someone a minger aswell
A similar slang term that means the same thing is: manky
You could call someone a minger aswell
by explanation April 11, 2022
a post jelq technique to limit one's desire to edge and or goon. The action involves inserting your recently jelqed penis into your own asshole. A Christmas ornament or bell must then be attached to the shaft of your penis to help deter from gooning/edging.
"Dude I just can't stop gooning. It's ruining relationships in my life."
"I've got a bell in my drawer over here, maybe minging could help you out?"
"I've got a bell in my drawer over here, maybe minging could help you out?"
by Sawseh March 06, 2024