Minecraft Kid

Kids who played Minecraft back when it was super popular, before Tommy "Intuit" Innit sent his British goons out to take over Mojang's HQ. Minecraft kids are usually slightly overweight, pale as hell, wear prescription glasses, and always have the name "Alex," which they practically invented. They are usually found in caves, in-game or real life, trying to find diamonds.

Alex: I love Minecwaft!
Alex: Me too! Let's go mine for some diamonds.
Alex: I nearwy got all of da diamond awmor.
Alex: Me four. I have spare diamonds so we can cwaft them into some diamond awmor.

Alex, 15 years later: I sure was one of them Minecraft kids.
Alex, 15 years later: Me too.
Alex, 15 years later: Me three.
Alex, 15 years later: Me four.

by Eggego September 9, 2024

my mom owns minecraft

A comback to my dad owns roblox

Robloxian 1- my dad owns roblox
Robloxian 2 -my mom owns minecraft

by DenDroiD13 January 8, 2025

Minecraft

A game

Example: Minecraft is a game
Sentence: Do u play Minecraft?

by FabianNowakowski July 19, 2023

Minecraft

The Perfect Game.

1.No need for a sentence, You already know what it is.
2. If you dont play Chad Minecraft. Go back to playing Virgin Fortnite.

by Op Guac the 4t July 14, 2019

Minecraft

When you buy Minecraft, you're buying pure happiness.

boi 1: omg i bought minecraft and its fucking awesome
boi 2: its a game
boi 1: an AMAZING game!

by a man that offers free oxygen October 12, 2021

minecraft

there are many different types of players in mine craft there is the red-stone master there is the miner there is the builder and there is the hunter/warrior there is also the farmer i am the farmer

the goal in minecraft is to defeat the ender dragon and you can do many different things so i think you should download minecraft

by feesh power November 15, 2021

Minecraft

Minecraft is a game where you can do anything you want. You can kill your friends, commit suicide, or even fuck a cow!! In this game you can use mods to watch villagers fuck!! I love it!!! You can get all your friends and use the mod together!! I use a different mod though. In this mod you can fuck villagers yourself!!!

I FUCKED VILLAGERS IN MINECRAFT!!!

by BidenCockEater420 March 10, 2022