January 8

if you were born on this day you’re a fucking manipulative psychopath with mental illness who doesn’t even know it. go get some help because in general you’re an awesome person!! start to put yourself first, and not because of your god-complex. go see a therapist soon, please!

born on January 8: you know i hate you so much, you’re the worst person i’ve ever met but i do like you somehow
me: well

by xxxxxxccccxxxxxxxx September 28, 2021

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19th of January

One of the holiest day of the year because it’s the day god was born

Oh! It’s the 19th of January, let’s go celebrate God’s birthday at the church!

by Middleagegod October 15, 2019

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January 29

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 29
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019

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January 28

National hang with your boyfriend or girlfriend day❤️. Don’t be shy ☺️

Girl: hangs with friends

Boy: hey.. it’s January 28 wanna Hang ?
Girl: SUREEEEEE 💛😎

by YO-GIRL-PEIRODT January 27, 2020

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january 10th

national do what your boyfriend says day. do what your boyfriend says to do all day today.

Oh jeez! Its January 10th, thats national do what your boyfriend says day!

by burgerboy23 April 27, 2020

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January 8

You’re most likely depressed and lonely but that’s fine cuz you don’t like people anyways do to the insane anxiety mixed with fear of abandonment and loss you’re a total introvert.

That guy is a total introvert you know what day he was born on , January 8th!

by Twofourlocoschuckecheese November 10, 2019

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