i drink so i am...

As a variation on the oneliner I think so I am, said by the philosopher Descartes
I hereby pose the oneliner:
I drink so I am...

If you doubt that you exist, you may conclude: I drink so I am...

by Henky66 October 22, 2017

i am kevin

When you’re home alone

Boy 1: yo i am bored is ya sis there
Boy 2: no man i am kevin

by Dakarp December 23, 2017

i am just.

when some one says this phrase it means they are speechless

person 1: did you know that flies have no eyes, my friend told me that
person 2:i am just....
person1:just what?
person2:JUST.

by arachnophobe May 8, 2018

i am not reading this

You don’t want to read it

This is to long I am not reading this

by Kob07 May 21, 2018

I am Canadian

I come from Canada I am real and I am sexy as hell also love to drink Molson Canadian beer

Hey girl u like to party
Hell ya I am Canadian

by SlamJammer June 11, 2018

I am Aced

As the Ace beats all in cards. It is therefore the highest card. So the term I am Aced can be used when one is high.

“Bro i am fucking Aced.”
“Sameeer bro i am soo high.”
“I am Aced” — When two people get very high the highest they have ever been

by The Gang of Three November 9, 2018

I am toxic

BEing toxic is an art of trolling where you be yourself but 100 times meaner this is really fun and it also gives the victim a laugh too. Most toxic people are on live stream which can be really funny for the streamer and the rest of the audience

Streamer: stop being sweet I need a toxic person here

You: I am toxic
Streamer: no your not

You: go kys listen to me next time you bitch

by Missesllama November 11, 2018