E-shame is the feeling you have when you know you just cybered with someone you are like..98% sure is a man and/or the ugliest bitch ever, coupled with the fact that you enjoyed it and will be back for more later tonight.
As Roberto cleaned the last from between his fingers and discarded the used napkin from McDonalds, his e-shame swelled and his head reeled. 'Why does she always call me buddy?' he wondered..
*bleroop* 'Feelin good now?' came the next IM
*bleroop* 'all cleaned up hopefully'
*bleraap* 'you know it' he pinged back'
*bleroop* 'so you gonna b bak ltr?'
he paused..wtf..e-shame was ruining his afterglow
*bleraap* 'you know it girlfriend'
*bleroop* ';-P sweet. l8r buddy'
he leaned back in his chair and breathed out, 'goddamnit..'
*bleroop* 'Feelin good now?' came the next IM
*bleroop* 'all cleaned up hopefully'
*bleraap* 'you know it' he pinged back'
*bleroop* 'so you gonna b bak ltr?'
he paused..wtf..e-shame was ruining his afterglow
*bleraap* 'you know it girlfriend'
*bleroop* ';-P sweet. l8r buddy'
he leaned back in his chair and breathed out, 'goddamnit..'
by gravitybomb May 16, 2008
by kk&jj February 10, 2018
The international Shane Shaming Day (SSD) accures on the 6th of December, a day when you can (and should) publicly shame any human begin named "Shane". Have fun.
Person K: Omg Shane said he loves me, what an idiot!
Person V: yeah he's so dumb. I'm going to post that on Twitter. International Shane shaming day is today!
Person V: yeah he's so dumb. I'm going to post that on Twitter. International Shane shaming day is today!
by MysticViolet December 06, 2023
The international Shane Shaming Day (SSD) accures on the 6th of December, a day when you can (and should) publicly shame any human begin named "Shane". Have fun.
Person K: Omg Shane said he loves me, what an idiot!
Person V: yeah he's so dumb. I'm going to post that on Twitter. International Shane shaming day is today!
Person V: yeah he's so dumb. I'm going to post that on Twitter. International Shane shaming day is today!
by MysticViolet December 06, 2023
by The Beef Heart Brothers. March 11, 2016
adj. a feeling that occurs when individuals know they are about to commit acts that will ultimately result in feelings of utter shame
I feel so much pre-shame right now because I'm about to hookup with a random stranger from the internet who said they have a latex balloon fetish.
by iamkenneth December 08, 2013
by swag moneyyyy March 20, 2020