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Flag Hags

An all female road flag crew
Those damn Flag Hags had me stopped at that light for an hour.
by Jimmy Cracked Whore August 18, 2022
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Flag

Stubid Lil Baby Bumcheecjs Cuntarde Giza who gives daily anal to infants covered in dick blood
by BigPenisGiza October 18, 2023
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Flag

The little red thing that says flag in the bottom right corner of the definition
>hey can you flag my definition
-okay
by BreadTaken January 12, 2021
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Flag Pole

Skinny dick, big foreskin. Typically unsightly. Looks like the skin could be painted and used as a flag. Skin gets so worn that it's hard to get laid. Usually can't get a date so they gotta masturbate. Some times there is lube, some times there ain't. Before you know it your foreskin inflates.
Example 1: "I was going to go down on the guy, but he wiped out a real Flag Pole. It was long but the skin was so floppy I almost gagged on it. I'd be surprised if he even felt it at all."

Example 2: "Today I showed my patriotism online. Painted my dick and foreskin like a Flag Pole and snapped a picture in the wind. They got more of a laugh out of it than anything."
by Half Mast May 27, 2021
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red flag

arden is the biggest red flag i have ever met on hinge
by akdlsjfjs June 16, 2022
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flag holder

Title given to someone who attempts to "Flag Pole Sit" from the 1920's, and does not use a seat. They proceed to let the flag Pierce their anal cavity.
"I heard that cuck is a flag holder,"
by ItsDrunk_Luck May 30, 2018
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Green flag

Someone that insists they’re not a red flag
Alec- “I’m not a red flag, I’m the biggest green flag known to man. I know my worth”
by BabybenTTS October 19, 2022
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