Kristian Eli

Kristian Eli is the leader of bulking season, he invented 'bulking' in 2004 when he was born.

You ate burger king yesterday, you are a Big Kristian Eli.
Also a term commonly used for morbidly gay obese men.

by Kristian Eli dámar menn September 17, 2021

Eli

A guy who will make you feel really special, and then break your heart and cheat on you.

Friend: What happened with you and Eli?
Me: Oh he cheated on me!
Friend: What?! He seemed different

by monkeysocks333 March 24, 2020

Eli

Eli is a "kktaaie jongen", he rages at everything he comes across and likes to suck big dick. He doesnt care a bout others and is a total douche. If you come across a wild eli... Run. You dont want to hamg around with him, you'll get -3 rep. Every other post about eli is a lie and he wrote it himself because he is a selfish bastard. One more tip for if you come across one, give him a rope.

Eli is a real douche.
Ah! You're acting like a real Eli!

by Slipperslapper27 February 13, 2018

Eli

Eli in japanesse mean a guy who claps until he can't then he Claps with his mouth and his big fat obesse dick

Eli claps ella until he is....

by OHIOOOO April 14, 2025

Eli

a boy who thinks he’s better than everyone else. his ego will triple at the first signs of a threat. you don’t want to be around him too long incase it wears off

stay away from eli, he’s toxic

by eatdick November 27, 2021

Eli

little dick dyslexic 3'11" lookin ass

Man Jake is literally an Eli

by JakeWakey3000 November 27, 2023

lazy-ely

The alternate, or next level down, to "leisurely activities". Lazy-ely non-activities.

I'm going to get some sun on this beautiful weekend day, get in some leisurely activities, then go home and do some lazy-ely non-activities like sitting on the couch Netflix'n..

by Inspktr April 13, 2024