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Ministry of DJs

A place where you should go to learn to dj, produce music and scratch
Hey you are good dj! Did you ministry of djs ?
by Uncle Bob November 22, 2021
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dj no skills

When a DJ with no skills shows up to a party. Or when your friend with bad music taste gets a hold of the aux chord in the car.
How can we have a great time at this party when DJ no skills is in the mix!!

Hey guys let's play some rhinestone cowboy! Come on really? Who let DJ no skills take control? Dj disc jockey no music skills
by Ashleeez August 3, 2016
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Alpha DJ

An alpha DJ is someone who has a new career everyday because they are an alpha. They run like an ostrich and sits like a neek they participates in bumshag activities with their mandem. However Alpha DJ’s are tall making them more athletic and more better at getting things done thus them having new jobs everyday.
Do you know alpha DJ?
Yeah… she was my discharge therapist
Wow she was my criminal lawyer.
How talented….

‘Do you see that tall Ostritge over there?’
‘Nah thats just an Alpha DJ’
by 123LivLafLuv July 6, 2021
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DJ-Bob

An intimate position in which the female surrenders her buttocks to be violently jiggled, in a manner not unlike a DJ scratching a record.
Last night I was giving her that DJ-Bob.
by TheStickyLicker April 15, 2025
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Dj jay 2

A dope dj that can play music for any type of crowd. His mixing skills are amazing and his transitions are on point. A well rounded individual that takes any type of music and makes it sounds even better with his amazing mixing skills.. he is a must have in any event and the way the crowd reacts is impecable.
Dj Jay 2 is the best in te mixing platters.
by DJ JAY 2 November 24, 2021
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DJ Stank Daddy

One of Tyler, The Creator’s old nicknames.
Person: “Yo have you heard DJ Stank Daddy’s new album?”
by Willis4421 August 29, 2021
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Hard House DJ

The hard house DJ is one of many rare talents, one who has the ability to play a variation of hoover driven tracks at around 150bpm without the use of a sync button. The hard house DJ is the one who will let you know copious amount of times that "they have this on vinyl". The Hard house DJ has an amazing ability to adapt, they can for years telling all that vinyl is king and only "Real" djs use vinyl, until they buy a digital controller and ask their mates to send them tracks and start forming a huge following playing live sets online 3 times a day. The Hard house DJ is a very well informed and literal thinker, often holding a great intelligent mind, they often form opinions on other fellow Hard house DJs with comments such as "they can't mix for shit" or "whose arse did they kiss to get a set?" These opinions are held with great conviction and passion, often slagging off a certain fellow DJ to their mates for months. Very occasionally a DJ will propel to Hard Dance stardom with their newly found following, record label and club night, The DJ, the Hard House DJ has been slating for months now becomes the new "Best friend". The Hard house DJ, like a wild predator will latch on to the new best friend in the hope for a set or even a colab on their next released track. Often liking and commenting on the propelled djs social posts almost daily. Hard house DJs tend to have more opinions than vinyl records.
The hard house DJ who played "The Dawn" last night was absolutely bangin'
by Mixtrack Pro July 24, 2022
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