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cleeked

Verb - The act of getting completely screwed in any situation.
I went to Applebee's last night and got cleeked. It took 2 hours to get seated, the waiter dumped water on me, and the food gave me explosive diarrhea.
by cleeker February 9, 2015
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chevel reid

this is a girl who goes to a shitty school,with shitty friends and does not like miss Mackenzie.she is a very nice girl who do her work and get good grades
chevel reid is the best student in the class
by choclatebby14 June 12, 2018
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Rusty Cleaver

A person in the workplace whose skill set is well ingrained in the past decade. Typically found denouncing new ideas and technologies, dropping buzzwords, and hacking together bits and pieces of other people's work in an attempt to appear knowledgeable.
Eric was brought on the development team as an expert, but we quickly found out he was nothing but a Rusty Cleaver.
by The Saver March 9, 2011
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Carlin's Cleaver

Clarity-providing principle, similar to how Occam’s razor is a problem-solving principle, used to illuminate the pervasiveness of a given trait or characteristic in a given population.

The name is in reference to George Carlin who 1st applied the principle to stupidity, in his stand-up comedy. “Think of how stupid the average person is; and then realize, half of them are stupider than that.”
Michael couldn’t believe Laimbeer could be that petty, until he applied Carlin's Cleaver and remembered how it’s not necessarily that out of the ordinary.

Christopher was stressed over the number of inconsistency’s in religious dogma until Carlin's Cleaver put his mind at ease and he never expected uniformity, again.
by Vitalogist August 5, 2020
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Clever

Someone that knows what he feels
I see understand myself and i understand everyone else
by Antonios February 3, 2004
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Cleep

Cleep is the most versatile word in the English language that can mean a variety of things but has two main meanings:
1) An STD received through extensive contact with (usually involving the consumption of) armpit hair.
2) Today's slang for Vagina or Vagoo

Location:
Cleep can be found not only in those who suffer from this disease, but in addition on college futons.
Prevention:
Prevention of the cleep can be avoided by rubbing the head of a sweet and innocent head of an 18 year old boy who desperately lacks armpit hair.
"Hey I found that cleep you were looking for, it was on my futon the whole time... sorry I haven't had much time lately, my dad has been on my cleep all the time."

"Dannng girl i hope your cleep tastes good cause I'm eatin it"
by Cheesin n Cleepin since 1990 February 16, 2009
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Cleveland Browns

1. a horrible foot ball team who choked the only time they got near the super Bowl, and will next time too. Yeah, right. Next time. Lol.
2. fans have no lives if they root for this crap-hole of a team.
by bng4eva February 3, 2005
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