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Bum-comfortable

For men or women: When going out in public and not wanting to dress appropriately due to desiring comfort over style and not caring what anyone thinks -- dressing down in one's at-home comfy clothes. Not shaving, etc. Looking like you just woke up, a bum.
Hey, let's go out tonight? Ok! But I'm dressing Bum-comfortable, like it or not!
by Brandon Brando August 29, 2011
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Bum shadow

The area beneath the bottom cheeks left white by a tanning machine due to the posture adopted by the sitter.
Look at that micro-bikini over there!" "Yes. Its so small you can see the bum shadow.
by aureliozen June 27, 2010
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Crumpet bum

Slang used for someone with celulite on their bum, it gives the effect of a crumpet! Also a built up residue of anal crap due to lack of ass wiping abilities
Lad: holly hell look at that crumpet bum over there! She aint been ass wiping
by Jollyrodgerey November 6, 2014
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Bum Milk

The act of drinking seamen out of a womans asshole after a man has ejaculated all of his goods into her.
Dayum gurllll! I just tasted the greatest bum milk from my lover Laquonda, I guess you can say I'm a lesbian and a fool for bum milk!
by Especially May 6, 2011
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bum murderer

A British term of endearment for the penetrative partner whom provides the destruction of an anus during sex.
Hank: that was incredible bottom-sex you gave me last night, mate, you're a true bum murderer.
Bruce: Well, I just try me best. Credit where credits due, you took it like a brave little trooper.
by Manky Parvinussy September 8, 2018
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Mind bum

A person with significant limitations in his mental abilities that is not aware of this fact himself and feels very satisfied with his/her life, often even acts as if he/she was superior to other people. Corporate setting is a natural habitat of mind bums. Outer appearance of a mind bum is similar to the you and me, you can only spot a true mind bum after working with him for a while. WARNING! Mind bums carry serious retardation that can be contagious and have ability to drag you down with them if you don't take precautions. The most effective ones are: ignoring the mind bum completely and .. well that's about it, any exposure to a mind bum can be deadly to you intellect.
Man, I feel so exhausted after this 2 hour meeting with these mind bums, I feel like my IQ has dropped 5 points at least.

Dave's dead, he committed suicide after these mind bums kept bombarding him with A4 page long e-mails asking the same question for half a year. I guess he never learned to ignore them.
by DepressiveDave July 13, 2012
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Bum rubbing

When you invert your ass cheeks into another's crack and start rubbing back and forth, making clapping sounds
Me Murray's ass cheeks clap when we are bum rubbing
by The Sexy Mr Murray June 26, 2021
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