A complete jackass that does not realize how much of a tool he actually he. Does stupid shit constantly, and thinks people are laughing with him, when they are in fact laughing at him.
by aguy76 December 17, 2009
A midget that is dressed up like a clown that sneaks into nurserys while kids are being babysat and scare the children. When the babysitter comes in to check on children, midget pretends it is a statue. Can be brought up in any conversation according to nick daniels.
Sadie Dalzell: "Oh my god I have so much to study!"
Nick Daniels: "And then the parents said, get out of the house we don't own a clown statue! It's a clown midget!"
Nick Daniels: "And then the parents said, get out of the house we don't own a clown statue! It's a clown midget!"
by jmb2010 December 16, 2010
A verb used to describe a ridiculous act of violence or unbelievable physical act.
Usually this is specific to unusual acts like getting beaten with a shoe or a fish. However it can occasional be related to the user's reaction to the person the act was committed upon, such as a person of high standing or authority.
Usually this is specific to unusual acts like getting beaten with a shoe or a fish. However it can occasional be related to the user's reaction to the person the act was committed upon, such as a person of high standing or authority.
"Did you see that guy that got killed by choking on a dead fetus while he was riding a motorcycle of all things?! That is what I called getting clown shoed!!"
or
"Man, they totally clown shoed George W. Bush! Sweet!"
or
"Man, they totally clown shoed George W. Bush! Sweet!"
by JessFink January 21, 2009
It's the long term clowning of ones self. The lifetime clowning that's so slow and devious that you don't see it coming.
One morning Yahoo Serious got out of bed, made coffee, read the paper, and went into the bathroom to brush his teeth. When he looked in the mirror, he realized for the first time that he had been on the Long Clown.
by SeanDingo July 11, 2008
A type of person who has nothing better to do than to peruse your ammunition offerings, complain about the ammo you don't have, then blame it on some form of government conspiracy to keep them down.
Co-Worker: "What the fuck is that guy's problem?"
You: "That's that ammo clown that has nothing better to do but bitch and moan."
Co-Worker: "He needs to get a life or at least a new hobby."
You: "He needs to get a job and leave me the fuck alone before I hurt him."
You: "That's that ammo clown that has nothing better to do but bitch and moan."
Co-Worker: "He needs to get a life or at least a new hobby."
You: "He needs to get a job and leave me the fuck alone before I hurt him."
by The MI Shocker April 29, 2014
When one has previously been the "class-clown" who, in later life, still maintains the same essential attitude. That being to laugh and joke about anything and everything.
That guy keeps joking whenever his boss is trying to make serious decisions and policy. He's such a freakin' life-clown!
That life-clown won't take anything serious!
That guy makes a joke about everything, he's such a life-clown.
That life-clown won't take anything serious!
That guy makes a joke about everything, he's such a life-clown.
by Gerardb63 April 13, 2013
AKA, Bill O'Rielly of Fox News. A pro-republican mouthpiece who speaks retoric and lies. A loudmouth dickhead who supports morons and criminals. A liar with no concience or informed insight, who speaks like he knows what he's talking about. A miserable old bastard who desperately needs to get laid....
1. "Hey, you watching Bilbo the clown on Fox tonight???"
2. "Your a regular bilbo the clown for stealing those lollipops from those children".
2. "Your a regular bilbo the clown for stealing those lollipops from those children".
by Kirrock63 July 04, 2009