A learned or innate reservation, fear and/or repulsion for clowns or that which relates to or resembles clowns.
As much as David wanted to fulfill his dream of becoming a lion tamer, childhood memories of feeling terrified by Itchy Scoops the Clown at the annual local circus caused life-long clown-shyness that doomed him to a life in Information Technology.
by ahleec April 28, 2010
Get the Clown-shymug. A type of person who has nothing better to do than to peruse your ammunition offerings, complain about the ammo you don't have, then blame it on some form of government conspiracy to keep them down.
Co-Worker: "What the fuck is that guy's problem?"
You: "That's that ammo clown that has nothing better to do but bitch and moan."
Co-Worker: "He needs to get a life or at least a new hobby."
You: "He needs to get a job and leave me the fuck alone before I hurt him."
You: "That's that ammo clown that has nothing better to do but bitch and moan."
Co-Worker: "He needs to get a life or at least a new hobby."
You: "He needs to get a job and leave me the fuck alone before I hurt him."
by The MI Shocker April 29, 2014
Get the ammo clownmug. To destroy or upstage in humiliating fashion, similar to having sex with someone's girlfriend while making them shine your shoes in the same room.
Did you see how Indiana clown stomped the Boilermakers last night 97-60?!?
Bro, you better get dafuq outta my face or ima clown stomp you right here in front of your girl.
Bro, you better get dafuq outta my face or ima clown stomp you right here in front of your girl.
by MarthasBroom February 1, 2013
Get the clown stompmug. A midget that is dressed up like a clown that sneaks into nurserys while kids are being babysat and scare the children. When the babysitter comes in to check on children, midget pretends it is a statue. Can be brought up in any conversation according to nick daniels.
Sadie Dalzell: "Oh my god I have so much to study!"
Nick Daniels: "And then the parents said, get out of the house we don't own a clown statue! It's a clown midget!"
Nick Daniels: "And then the parents said, get out of the house we don't own a clown statue! It's a clown midget!"
by jmb2010 December 17, 2010
Get the Clown Midgetmug. by MosesI July 30, 2019
Get the clown watermug. \pȯrch-klau̇n\
noun.
1.) Juggalo/Juggalette in the south.
2.) A lazy Juggalo/Juggalette.
3.) A Juggalo/Juggalette loitering.
noun.
1.) Juggalo/Juggalette in the south.
2.) A lazy Juggalo/Juggalette.
3.) A Juggalo/Juggalette loitering.
Look at those porch clowns...
That Steven is such a porch clown.
Look at that group of porch clowns... disgusting.
That Steven is such a porch clown.
Look at that group of porch clowns... disgusting.
by 24 GaRoTGOLD November 14, 2012
Get the Porch Clownmug. AKA, Bill O'Rielly of Fox News. A pro-republican mouthpiece who speaks retoric and lies. A loudmouth dickhead who supports morons and criminals. A liar with no concience or informed insight, who speaks like he knows what he's talking about. A miserable old bastard who desperately needs to get laid....
1. "Hey, you watching Bilbo the clown on Fox tonight???"
2. "Your a regular bilbo the clown for stealing those lollipops from those children".
2. "Your a regular bilbo the clown for stealing those lollipops from those children".
by Kirrock63 July 4, 2009
Get the Bilbo the clownmug.