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Big head tax

The extra tax charged to arrogant snooty big heads up their own arse that buy stupidly expensive things (e.g. cars)
Oh look at that big head Dave with his brand new Audi R8..
Reply: Wonder how much big head tax he gets charged for owning that..
by Shellie_G September 22, 2021
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Fanuco Tax

When your cousin and you gets taxed out of anything from your dad/uncle (money etc)
Yo you just got Fanuco taxed cuzzo
by LechonMan April 10, 2025
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Cut the Tax

A game similar to "Cut the Rope". The levels take place in Washington D.C. and instead of a little white line shown as a cut, Obama flies through with a Katana. Instead of feeding a green monster eating candy, it is just ANOTHER Obama waiting to cut the taxes the first Obama releases from the ceiling that is too damn high.
Jimmy: Have you played "Cut the Rope"?
Phil: That game is too old. I play "Cut the Tax"!
by codeman9028 June 13, 2014
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Wordle Tax

The price you must pay to post your f*^king Wordle score to social media. Typically that's chugging 1 drink (beer, wine, or shot) and posting a video of it as evidence to the same social media account you're using to share your score. Nobody really cares about your wordle score and would prefer to see you pay the tax. Don't post your damned score if you're not willing to pay the tax!
I post a video of me chugging a beer every morning to pay my Wordle Tax. My family thinks I'm an alcoholic but really I just want to show off my score.
by The Ant Christ March 27, 2023
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tax write-off day

a day so mundane/confusing/weird that you just want it to end and forget about it as soon as possible.
"Yesterday was so confusing, i waited for a phone call for 5 hours and they ended up not calling at all. Then the power went out until morning"

"Wow that seems like a weird day"

"Yea, it was a tax write-off day"
by Trymphus September 1, 2025
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Taxes

Doing it with your spouse while your family member is watching/ wants to play
Hey stop found your taxes in front of me it's getting ridiculous
by Bowjwhabahwnehs July 30, 2016
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Girlfriend tax

Liberally interpreted as the price you have to pay for having a girlfriend: giving her your clothes, taking her out, buying her things.
Girl: give me your hoodie
Boy: why?
Girl: its girlfriend tax you have to
by MissingJrn April 17, 2024
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