Taxes

Money you have to pay to the state unless you're chill like that.

IRS: You owe us $12 in taxes!
You:🗿
IRS: Damn.

by THICC Paul September 15, 2023

The Morgan Tax

When you are managing a restaurant team in a new market and have an employee who knows they are wildly more qualified for your job but chose to not to accept the offer bc they make more money serving. Morgan will absolutely dive in and save the day 9.6/10. Until, however, she gets rocked off her mind on Sunday eve knowing damn well shes assigned to a party of 60 the next day and then calls out with 12 min notice

When the shift starts at 11am and it’s 10:34 am the morgan tax is defined by the following exchange
Texting the Morgan: Hey girl thanks for reprepping Garde, running those 9 tables who werent yours, absorbing Emily and Olivias sections last night when they started crying and also thank you for staying a little later to help the expo close! Whats your ETA though because those party guests are trickling in.

Morgan: no

by Smashaluffigosus September 20, 2023

Mother tax

The option to eat any unattended food left by family.

A portion of food that must be given to the mother on request.

I’ll have some of that please - Mother tax.

by Motherperson September 26, 2023

tax

tax

pay ur tax

by im blue dabbadee December 8, 2020

Tax

The most annoy est mandatory purchase you make every month, and if you dont, you go to jail >:)

UGHHH I have to pay my taxes.

by ඞ Swift ඞ December 8, 2020

Tax

To be taught a lesson; overcome or beaten; to overwhelm an opponent; to give or receive punishment or extreme consequences

I’m gonna tax you at basketball.

by Monaldo AbuSoufiane November 23, 2020

Taxed

To be taught a lesson; overcome or beaten; to overwhelm an opponent; to give or receive punishment or extreme consequences

The police officer taxed me with a speeding ticket.

by Monaldo AbuSoufiane November 23, 2020