wind tax

the phrase (used in the UK) that refers to how much faster a joint finishes when it’s windy outside. this is because the stonger the wind is, the faster the smoke will be lost/blown out, so essentially the wind is “taxing” your smoke.

“Aw where’s half my zoot gone?! I know I haven’t smoked that much…”

“That’s wind tax for you.”

*tiny violin*

by 4four20twenty_ January 15, 2025

Tax hell nod

Turn your head slightly left. Nod quick.

“Tax hell nod”

by Verbaljewely May 2, 2021

Fanum Tax

Fanum Tax is just like the tax for your Food

Food Taxer : Yo , It's time for Fanum tax
person 2 : Go Fuck Yourself.

by anonymous January 9, 2024

Fanning Tax

The opposite of Fanum Tax. When you get Fanning taxed you take a extra bite

Luke: Get Fanning Taxed!
Me: *Takes a bite*

by Fanningtax October 24, 2023

skibidi ohio fanum tax

a combination of gen alpha phrases that produce maximum brainrot.

Toddler 1: Oh my god! Look at this new skibidi toilet episode!

Toddler 2: Yeah, it was so skibidi ohio fanum tax

by archeh May 2, 2024

slower than a tax rebate

In Ireland - a term used to describe or to ridicule a useless person/apprentice on a building site.
(As suggested, a tax rebate takes some time in Ireland)

"Hurry the fuck up and mix up that mortar, you're slower than a tax rebate!"

by Mark28392 September 4, 2012

Fanum Tax

basically someone who steals a bit of food from someone else and pays the other a bit of money

Ahh my food!
Fanum tax! Here's $56!

by RishitAK April 22, 2024