Police

aka 12 aka pigs aka popo

shitheads who think they r above the law just because they work for it.

person 1: shit dude its the police
person 2: TWEALVE

*everybody scatters*

by em._sleeze December 3, 2023

Chief of Police

Not only here to better himself but his community. He is the change. Sounds like a motivational butter bar.

Wow Chief of Police in Oz is a real motivator. He needs to chill.

by BuggarSuggar10 March 30, 2022

Police

(noun) The civil force of a national or local government, responsible for the prevention and detection of crime and the maintenance of public order.

(verb) (of a police force) have the duty of maintaining law and order in or for (an area or event).

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by retard_4000 April 29, 2021

Sagnock police

In charge of writing tickets to aby and bad people

The sagnock police wrote a ticket and she did not attend saggy court

by sagnock police February 9, 2017

Fandom Police

Outsiders who join a fandom/hobby with the sole purpose of policing the behavior of fans in said fandom/hobby and not because they enjoy the hobby themselves. They can commonly be seen trying to shame people for engaging in things that are normal for the fandom and aren't even offensive and harmful, in order to make them "normal" according to their standards. They often engage in brigading to bully people to be more "normal" according to their standards. They like to ragebait fans on purpose and play the victim when the fans get angry or call the fancops out for their behavior. They also like to attack the pre-existing fans by belittling them for their hobby. They also always appeal to triviality.

Fan: wtf happened to anit bro cant even have a waifu anymore
Fandom Police: “Waifu” talks in 2025. We can watch anime without all dat extra weebo shit😭.
Also Fandom Police: Said weebos found this tweet and calling me slurs very on brand for the social rejects

by PomuHub February 16, 2025

Kindness Police

People who come after you for what they perceive as rude behavior while posting hollow affirmations on social media about being kind to everyone, yet don’t understand the irony of attacking your character for simply stating facts.

Jezebeth: I think Terry Mattdickery is a great man and that’s why I’m voting for him to be president.

Rational person: Terry Mattdickery advocates for mass genocide and hates puppies.

Kindness Police: LET PEOPLE SUPPORT WHO THEY WANT TO SUPPORT!!1!!! WE SHOULD ALL BE KIND TO ONE ANOTHER!

by GinaDoesn’tKnow October 16, 2023

Police

Governmentally sanctioned thugs and crooks who abuse the rule of law to their extreme advantage by

*Hassling the poor
*Pulling over people who drive over the speed limit and/or weave
*Getting free hot food and coffee on the taxpayer's dime
*Persecuting minorities
*Killing people they hate (see George Floyd, Breonna Taylor, Freddie Gray)
*Bring problems wherever they go

Keep in mind the minimum wage in most places is anywhere from $5.15 to $15 per hour, and these assholes make usually at least $26-$31 per hour. That's more than quadrupled the lowest. And why? Idiots think we need them. In theory if the second amendment was honored, everyone would be free to defend themselves. But it isn't like that, and the police exist. Know your enemy and how he oppresses you. Fuck them all.

Person 1: Here man hit this joint.
Person 2: Shit I see the police coming, we need to hide.

by Space Wrangler August 31, 2021