Reference to some neurological study or brain imaging study or MRI study or 'the brain points light up here' study which has value implications about something super complex, but is used by a speaker to baffle their audience, claim expertise, and make a point that can't be refuted (unless the audience is neuroscientists).
Look at that speaker putting all that Neuro-Bullshit on the presentation screen at the start of their lecture in order to convince us that what they're saying about how people behave is right. They're not a neuroscientists and neither are we, why are they showing us brain photos?!
by Human Peacocking March 5, 2024

Call of Duty. When you play a game of team death match and a big fat pussy is sniping from the back of the map while you are engaging in a 1v1 with another play and about to destroy him.
(you start shooting your opponent)
"im gonna get you dorg, I'm gonna get you" (fukin 50 hitmarker sounds......nek minut)
"wat the fak you fat dorg, why the fuck you sniping at the back of USS Texas? you faking Kent. nobody likes you. suk my big fat ass.......fight me dorg"
your mate: "what happened?"
You: "this sniper fag is so fukin bullshit at this game."
Your mate: "yeah fukin bullshit I got sniped by the same guy"
You: "fukin bullshit"
"im gonna get you dorg, I'm gonna get you" (fukin 50 hitmarker sounds......nek minut)
"wat the fak you fat dorg, why the fuck you sniping at the back of USS Texas? you faking Kent. nobody likes you. suk my big fat ass.......fight me dorg"
your mate: "what happened?"
You: "this sniper fag is so fukin bullshit at this game."
Your mate: "yeah fukin bullshit I got sniped by the same guy"
You: "fukin bullshit"
by whatmyname? January 29, 2018

"Imma pull up at yo crib tomorrow."
"Hey, don't pull no bullshit, you better be there."
Homies shouldn't pull bullshit when they say they gonna do something.
My homie pulled some bullshit when he never gave me my money back.
"Hey, don't pull no bullshit, you better be there."
Homies shouldn't pull bullshit when they say they gonna do something.
My homie pulled some bullshit when he never gave me my money back.
by Adam buckley December 20, 2023

When the bullshit in someone's life becomes so much that that person cannot perform their usual routine without difficulty.
(Like Crippling Depression, but bullshit)
(Like Crippling Depression, but bullshit)
Friend: What's got you so down lately?
Guy: Crippling Bullshit
Friend: Huh?
Guy: Crippling Depression, but Bullshit
Friend: Oh, yea College has that alot.
Guy: Crippling Bullshit
Friend: Huh?
Guy: Crippling Depression, but Bullshit
Friend: Oh, yea College has that alot.
by Name Fart March 24, 2020

Dude I have been reviewing the backlog recently. It seems we must circle back and touch base with a session of planning poker so we can better redistribute the story point estimates of our latest feature, im not just doing bullshit I swear.
by Pretend Coder July 29, 2025

by 12345548 September 18, 2023

A term used to describe any crap, nonsense or bullshit that one uses to make his or herself appear far more important or interesting than they are, most often in order to impress one's entourage, or simply complete strangers, particularly ones of the opposite sex.
Cindy: "Sorry, I have to get going. It sure was nice meeting you Rob, I hope we can do it again sometime."
Rob: "Sure thing. No worries, I have to go too. I've got to head to work for a business meeting, then I've got basketball training and a gym workout, before going to the soup kitchen to help the homeless"
Cindy: "Wow, you're a busy, energetic guy, that's awesome. We can meet up next thursday if you like".
Having enjoyed his sudden bout of practical bullshit, Rob then proceeded to go back to his parents' basement, lie in bed wanking and eating cheetos until thurdsay.
Rob: "Sure thing. No worries, I have to go too. I've got to head to work for a business meeting, then I've got basketball training and a gym workout, before going to the soup kitchen to help the homeless"
Cindy: "Wow, you're a busy, energetic guy, that's awesome. We can meet up next thursday if you like".
Having enjoyed his sudden bout of practical bullshit, Rob then proceeded to go back to his parents' basement, lie in bed wanking and eating cheetos until thurdsay.
by Tomstoppable September 30, 2012
