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Dead man's lover

1) When a problem is encured, this phrase is used to tell another person that the originator's needs are simply not possible/available and probably won't be in the near future.

2) To be doomed to misery in the near future

3) A term used to refer to a homosexual that engages in necrophelia.
1) "Dude, you know how you need that kidney? Well, you're looking at being a dead man's lover."

2) "I got drunk last night instead of studying for my Physics final, I'm a dead man's lover."
by R Vollen February 21, 2008
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Lover's Cramp

The uncomfortable, and sometimes painful, seizing up of the muscles in the hand and forearm caused by excessive stimulation of another's or one's own genitals, normally from rubbing, stroking, or fingering.
"Man, I spent so long fingering my girl last night that I've developed Lover's Cramp"

"Sorry, I can't play the guitar today, I've got Lover's Cramp"
by Bubert Samson May 1, 2013
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Lover's Lock

When you and your crush/bf/gf lock eye sight. Your heart can skip a beat or beat faster.
Crush: if he lover's lock with you you a lot that means he loves you!
by Lover gurllllll April 29, 2014
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course-lovers

peoples who are in love just from the start to the end of a course!
i.e fake lovers who are into each other for benfits just for a short span of time!!
boy1-did ya hear glenn an drew broke up......!?
boy2-what happened.......
boy1-they were just course-lovers mann!
by HOFFMAN11 October 9, 2014
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shady lover

Handsome and quiet but when around girls that he/she knows likes them back gets crazy
I never knew he was such a shady lover
by novod January 6, 2015
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Moth lover

A moth lover is someone who loves the evil beast called moths. These people are the pinical of scum on earth. If you call someone a moth lover you are essentially calling then to be worse than Hitler.
Did you see that moth lover? I think his name is Ethan. I bet he sits in his room loving moths and playing WOW. Probably has pizza in his neck beard.

Ya. Fucking piece of shit. He's worse than a creep sandwich.
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Purebreed Anime-Lover

A type of person mostly a female who enjoys anime a bit too much is called a Purebreed Anime-Lover they love anime since they were born.
Girl: Hey Babe, I think I'm a Purebreed Anime-Lover.
Guy: Oh well stay thirsty my friend :)
by JustaCookie July 23, 2016
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