Dude 1: Hey man what were you up to last night?
Dude 2: I was laying pie with some girl from the bar
Dude 2: I was laying pie with some girl from the bar
by crullycubes October 7, 2022

Lay Raise: The result of being fired from a position only you or very few people can fill, only to be hired back at a higher pay rate when the company whom fired you comes crawling back for your help.
So they fired me on Friday, and hired me back on Tuesday, but for more money, because I didn't want to go back for the same. Best three day weekend and lay raise ever!
by LoganPhyve May 4, 2012

When you shove a hardboiled egg up your ass so that you can surprise people by shitting it out in front of them.
Lets go egg-laying.
by unskinny-bob November 2, 2021
