Mongelli Juice

MONGELLI MUN JELLY Juice JOOS

Noun

1. A form of juice made specifically from a man like God originating from the small town of Bari in southern Italy.

2. The natural fluid, fluid content, or liquid part that can be extracted from a Mongelli.

You extract the liquid from the mounds of a Mongelli through a large hard cylinder type object with a mushroom top with a drinking hole at the tip.

The juice can be extracted in several ways: constant tugging, kissing, sucking or a pump like motion of a Mongelli pole.

Also known as nectar for the goddesses. Can be used for bad complexion, dehydration of beautiful women and is a great protein supplement that can prolong happiness.

Girl 1: Wow your complexion looks great what is your secret?

Girl 2: I have been using Mongelli Juice once a day and I can feel the difference. It even does your body good to drink it.

Girl 1: Really?? What side effects does it have?

Girl 2: Round mouth, Red eyes & some pelvic pain.

Girl 1: Thats great, I want some...lets go find a Mongelli and get that Juice.

by Chaddilac Escapades August 6, 2011

juice monster

A user of anabolic steroids, especially one who uses them to excess.

Robert Golub, currently serving 25 years to life in prison for the 1989 murder of a next-door neighbor in a New York City suburb, was characterized by the media as having been an out-of-control "juice monster" at the time of the killing.

by Anthony Brancato April 21, 2003

juice cap

purple in colour and situated at the tip of a penis, fills with blood when aroused and commonly follows with a gush of love juice into a womans orifice, letterboxes, and centre pages of laminated wank mags and caravan monthly.if kept unclean they can start to smell of cheese or dead mans socks

..its been weeks since i split with julie and i aint had sex since, im getting boners at the sight of any girl and soon my juice cap is goin to explode..!

by Yesticles the crab fisherman September 11, 2006

Bus Juice

Bus juice is the mysterious clear/slightly dirty liquid that always seems to be on the floor of every bus. You are never quite sure what this liquid is and it is probably not worth coming into contact with.

"Hey lets go sit over here there's some free seats"
"I don't think so, look, theres a big puddle of bus juice underneath the seats"
"It smells funny"

by wangdalf October 31, 2006

Harvey Juice

When you put a water bottle next to you privets and spray someone.

That chick was so sexy I just hadddd to give her some Harvey Juice!!!

by HaHaHarvey August 19, 2008

Mac juice

A street slang for any form of alcohol or liquor. Originated by Gs from the streets of CPT. Also used commonly by the members of 464 productions

"ey nigga, you get tha mac juice yet?"
"what kinda mac juice you got, my ninja?"

by Bigbeezyfasheezy January 12, 2006

loose juice

When referring to all alcohol.

"How much loose juice do you have for the party?"
"Past the loose juice"
"Your tern to get the loose juice"
"Man have a thirst for loose juice"
"We're out of loose juice"
"Where are we going to get loose juice at this hour?"

by GernotRaida May 29, 2007