senōr burrito

a 10th grade English teacher who has a hatred against chickens and other animals with feathers, or anything that breathes (plz do not mistaken for a penis)

"Senōr Burrito was being hateful once again today"

by howdy_all_yall October 2, 2018

Burrito Supreme

When you stick your penis through a burrito and have sex with somebody

I had a good burrito supreme last night

by Wowygary October 8, 2019

Throwing the burrito

Slang term for doing something that could get you fired.

According to game developer, ex-Blizzard programmer, and cybersecurity professional PirateSoftware (also known as Thor), the phrase was a meme at his office that stemmed from a Blizzard employee sensitivity training video; in it, a male employee who's interested in a female coworker observes his boss hitting on her, and throws a burrito at him in anger.

Employee 1: Hey man, I accidentally shred
Employee 2: Dude, you're seriously throwing the burrito.

Employee 1: Oh fuck, I clicked on a phishing link and now every computer in the IT department is now compromised.
Employee 2: Way to throw the burrito.

by JTBSpartan March 24, 2024

Riverside burrito

A burrito with meth stored in it.

"What is wrong with you today? Did you eat a Riverside burrito or something?"

by gameherospam2 May 31, 2016

Virginia Burrito

When you’re about to fuck and you don’t have condoms on hand but there’s a tortilla in the pantry.

“Oh shit I don’t have any condoms on me” - Chick
“Don’t worry, I got some tortillas in the pantry - we’re about to Virginia Burrito this” - Dude

by notsjolie April 9, 2021

Burrito

God's gift to planet earth.

"What are you eating?"
"A burrito"
"GIVE ME THAT!"

by Burrito Head October 12, 2020

Burrito Neck

A burrito neck refers to someone who has a dirty neck, the neck reminds them of burrito meat.

"Hey man, wash your neck, you look like you got a burrito neck!"

by TheSeger October 24, 2023