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Burrito after dark

Last night my girlfriend let me get a burrito after dark
by Sir Gideon September 12, 2023
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burrito meat

The glorious coif of chest hair that bubbles out from the neckline of a man's shirt.
by Burrito Mistress September 22, 2016
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Tuna Burrito

(n.) The unconventional act of hastily concealing a personal item—such as used a sex toy—by wrapping it in a white terry cloth towel, resembling a burrito. Often employed during moments of unexpected intrusion or sheer panic.

"When her roommate barged in unannounced, she quickly made a Tuna Burrito with her vibrator and hid it in her night stand."
"Bro, I swear I wasn't snooping, but I saw a Tuna Burrito in the laundry basket. Awkward."
by Josh Cartwright December 29, 2024
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Burrito Dough

Explaining a dish and forgetting the name of a torilla shell. Frequently used randomly to remind a person that there was actually a day that they forgot the word tortilla.
The cook made Mexican lasagna and instead of noodles, she used burrito dough layered with taco meat.
by Pseudo89 January 20, 2022
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Burrito

One of the most amazing things ever created by man
I Need A burrito right now
by ILikeBurritos3 September 22, 2019
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Burrito

It is a millenary technique which is to ingest a lot of alcohol and "empalidar" in fetal position.
Luis performed the "Burrito" at Kevin's party
by FakeHolocaust June 23, 2019
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Bean Burrito

When two men engage in anal intercourse and some or all of the feces of the receiving man ends up in the foreskin of the other man.
My gay friend got a bean burrito while he ass-fucked his partner. He spent the whole day washing out his foreskin.
by Lucky777dice July 3, 2015
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