Gogy Goggles

Its Georgenotfound's clout goggles obvisly

person 1: '' Hey what are go-''
person 2: ''gogy goggles? its george not founds clout goggles''

by GogysLeftEar October 11, 2022

Squidward Goggles

When you put you balls and dick over your girlfriend/boyfriends eyes and nose

Hey baby, I'm going to rock your world tonight and give you a pair of Squidward goggles.

by anonymous June 5, 2024

Drought Goggles

Similar to drunk goggles but in this case no alcohol involved. When one goes without sex for an extended period of time and the less attractive start looking better.

Can you believe the girl Steve went home with!? Must've been a serious case of Drought Goggles.

by Downtown Georgia Brown January 31, 2012

slosh goggles

Eye protection one wears while getting sloshed. A sacred accessory saved for special nights of extra hard drinking. Never wear your slosh goggles while not drinking.

Craig: Bro I’m trying to get sloshed tonight.
Joe: Same dude I think I’m gonna whip out the slosh goggles.
Craig: Send it!

by BigMoose69 June 9, 2018

Married Goggles

This is when you hear one of your married friends talking about the attractiveness of a girl, usually noticeable once they describe someone you both saw, or a mutual aquatience and they over exaggerate how pretty she is, because they have to bang the same piece of ass for the rest of there miserable lives so all girls become seemingly hotter. (The same may go for married gals as well)

Married friend: Sarah was looking fine tonight.
You: Sarah was looking like... Sarah. You have your married goggles on.

by NwMI Guy December 21, 2016

Dubai night goggles

The same as Arabian night goggles except you first dip your balls in pistachio butter

My kink is making her wear Dubai night goggles

by BanksyNuts July 31, 2025

tear goggles

Similar to beer goggles. The drunk at a party, bar, etc. who seems to think everybody wants to hear his sob story. Also will usually get emotional and tell you over and over again "I love you man", "he doesn't deserve you", etc..

Drunk: (in slurred drunk talk) "listen damn it you're an awesome, beautiful woman and your boyfriend doesn't deserve you" or " did I ever tell you how much I love you man, I'm serious, love you like a brother.

Girl/ guy: It sounds like you've strapped on the tear goggles.

by aldeshsa December 15, 2010