by anonymous September 23, 2020
Get the Fortnitemug. 1.) THE SINGLE WORST GAME IN ALL OF EXISTENCE.
2.) A pile of shit.
3.) Cancerous garbage that 9 year olds and immature adults are addicted to.
4.) A game that doesn't deserve popularity.
5.) A PUBG Rip-off.
2.) A pile of shit.
3.) Cancerous garbage that 9 year olds and immature adults are addicted to.
4.) A game that doesn't deserve popularity.
5.) A PUBG Rip-off.
Mom: Billy! Stop playing Fortnite! You've been playing it for over 26 hours without stopping!
Billy: MOM SHUT DA FUCK UP CAN'T YOU SEE I'M ABOUT TO GET A VICTORY ROYALE!
Mom: WHAT THE HELL IS A VICTORY ROYALE!?
Billy: SHUT DA FUUK UP! GET ME A DRINK, SLAVE!
Mom: *Gets a gun*
Billy: OH U THINK U CAN DEFEAT ME!?
Mom: *Shoots Billy*
Billy: *Dies*
Billy: MOM SHUT DA FUCK UP CAN'T YOU SEE I'M ABOUT TO GET A VICTORY ROYALE!
Mom: WHAT THE HELL IS A VICTORY ROYALE!?
Billy: SHUT DA FUUK UP! GET ME A DRINK, SLAVE!
Mom: *Gets a gun*
Billy: OH U THINK U CAN DEFEAT ME!?
Mom: *Shoots Billy*
Billy: *Dies*
by TheAngryNerd May 2, 2019
Get the Fortnitemug. The game the autistic kid tries to play on school Chromebooks. Because he has no life at all and has no friends and will never have friends.
Friend: Yo, wanna play fortnite after school today!
Me: No, fortnite is a game for autistic no lives like you! NO
Me: No, fortnite is a game for autistic no lives like you! NO
by Very t h i c c boy November 1, 2019
Get the fortnitemug. Gay fucktard of a game that should go die. Fuck 9 year olds. Oh shit the wee-woo wagon didn't like that gotta go.
by Crusty Nugger October 4, 2019
Get the Fortnitemug. by PointlessParkingMeter December 2, 2019
Get the Fortnitemug. A game that has ruined society. Too many people play it and even 3 year year olds somehow get their hands on it. Now kids know everything about guns. It's a fun game but it is really overrated. #overwatchisbetter
3 year old: MOM! I FOUND AN RPG!
Mom: HOW THE F*** DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS!?
3 year old: It's in Fortnite!
Mom: HOW THE F*** DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS!?
3 year old: It's in Fortnite!
by THE TRUTH GIVER/THE STALKER January 19, 2019
Get the Fortnitemug.