ex

a sand nigger that runs a convenience store that smells like incense sticks

that sand nigger ex didn't give me my change back

by dylan gibsomn March 27, 2023

Finger your ex day

On 12th June it’s ‘finger your ex day’

Oh what day is it tomorrow?
‘Finger your ex day bro’

by Steve-carol44 June 12, 2021

Ex-Mrs. Brady

Looks like Bill Belichick's not the only one running around deflating other dudes balls, amaright? Eheheheheheh...

Hym "HA! GET IT!? Like the thing? Hahaha! Ex-Mrs. Brady gets it! Heheheheheheheh. I'm a comedy writer AND a stand-up comedian technically!"

by Hym Iam March 9, 2024

Ex-Kristin

A crazy-ass bitch that doesn't appreciate love, family, children or pets.

That Ex-Kristin left her husband after 12yrs. That man gave her everything. They were married in Hawaii! She told him she was leaving 3 days before their babies 1st birthday. Now she's out doing some loser that she works with. WTH?

by WebNinja February 26, 2011

pay your ex day

When your dating someone and their poor at the time and a little bit after the breakup they get rich. Time for them to pay you for your broken heart.

"Where's my money?"
"What are you talking back"
"It's national pay your ex day"
"Oh crap I forgot about it. Here's 50$"

by Alyssa drake November 29, 2019

Big shlogan exely

A chick with a dick is it a man or a women a big Fat heffa who cant decide

Wow big Shlogan exely gave me a sloppy jalopy

by Urban wanker March 18, 2019

Ex

Anyone you seriously spent time with whether it be a boyfriend or someone you just talked to for a decent amount of time.

Oh my gosh thats my ex!

Did you guys date?

No but we went on dates all the time and hooked up, thats my ex!

by aim00 August 14, 2023