lay of the day

A term used in Horseracing to determine a fancied horse that may get beaten.

The first shit of the day.

Fuck me, last nights kebab's gone right through me, time for lay of the day. You might want to give the bathroom 10 minutes after I've finished.

by mr_Rodan October 28, 2006

Biggy day

The day marked 22nd may 2020 when the name bix was founded to be the name of rising talent biggy Williams

Today is national biggy day , let’s get fucked up lads!

by Wendy yoof May 21, 2020

No cursing Day

a day when nobody cures (august 23)

Hey you cant curse its no cursing day.

by lbndae August 11, 2020

Foreplay day

Tuesday. If Wednesday is hump day, surely, Tuesday is foreplay day...

Kat-i have to say that you sexting me during this godawful meeting is making me wet!
Kent-perfect, I figured since I was coming over to spend the night on hump day tomorrow, I'd make this foreplay day...

by dark korner October 11, 2016

faith day

An amazing artist and amazing person, way better lookin then she thinks she is, she's a babe! ;-)

Wow who's that beautiful girl?
Yeah that's just Faith Day

by I'm right, Faith is hot! July 7, 2016

Media Day

Stupid name people start calling picture day after grade 8

It's media day time to take some pictures woopity fuckin doooo.

by JMANGRUNT August 12, 2016

fb-day

The day that your birthday shows up on all of your friends news feeds on Facebook. Also the day after you update your profile picture, information, quotes, likes and interests. The one day of the year that all your facebook friends you never talk to creep on your facebook to see if their life is better then yours.

Justin: You remember Hilary from school?

Brendan: Yeah, its her fb-day today.

Justin: Shes gaining some weight.

Brendan: Her boyfriend has a chin strap.

Justin: Well asleast she listens to the avett brothers

Brendan: I love hipsters

by PACHYCEPHALOSAURUS March 27, 2011