Coochie

God upwardly slice in the womans croch and BOOM Coochie.

God: imma just cut a woman real quick, a damn, OH SHIT A KID CAME OUT
narrator: and thats how jesus was made.
a coochie is a slit where peepee go in and kid come out, sometimes liquid comes out.

by alexthechoochieslayer69 February 12, 2022

Coochie man

"Coochie Man" also knows as Sam, is a girl who steals your coochie and chants "poosie tight poosie clean poosie fresh" in cursive.

"Have you head of coochie man?"
"The one who stayed on a zoom call with Dallas (mum remix) till 4am?"

by Meowlollol May 1, 2022

Coochie Keychain

A post inercourse souvenir consisting of male DNA and 1 or more public hairs hanging from the coochie of solitude.

He came so hard he gave me a coochie Keychain

by Linnielooloo May 2, 2025

Chewbaca coochie

A very hairy vagina/pussy

“Damn girl you got a chewbaca coochie”

by Clementinewells September 13, 2025

Coochie berry

(1) Fruit that just doesn't taste good at all.

(2) Someone that smells really bad.

(3) Someone with a bad personality.

(1) This apple taste like coochie berries!

(2) Liliane smelled like a coochie berry today.

(3) Ryan acts like such a coochie berry!

by anonymous December 19, 2022

coochie slugs

The vaginal Secretions from a Escort after a Good night.

There are Ofen Many and they stink. (In some cases, they're Sticky.)

Escort 1: What's that creeping down Thy leg?

Escort 2: Coochie slugs...

coochie vagina slugs escort sex gross

by Almost_Kool March 6, 2016

Coochie Goblin

a child that unconsensually ravages the interworkings of a uterus-haver ; an alternative gender neutral word for son or daughter

Person: “I birthed a son last month!”
Other person: “you mean a coochie goblin that ravaged its way out of hell via a small hole, pushing organs and dislocating joints as it pleases?

by emmenotagirl November 28, 2022