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Covid-๐Ÿšฌ

When smoking opens up the arteries, which could allegedly help to better fight the viruses in the body, with tobacco companies excited to fund any research that shows that nicotine in controlled amounts is a potential cure to the coronavirus.
Chain smokers are thrilled to hear that Covid-๐Ÿšฌ is their friend rather than their foe in fighting Covid-19.
by Covido December 25, 2020
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Covid Redistribution

When you gift someone (friend, coworker, etc.) an item in short supply like hand sanitizer. Then you take it back when they are looking because you really need it. It is even better if you take it back when they are in quarantine.
It looks like Darlene just Laura's hand sanitizer off her desk. Wait, didn't Darlene give her that hand sanitizer? Yes, she did, but I guess she needed it more. That is a classic Covid Redistribution.
by clock tower March 20, 2020
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Covid-๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡น

When pregnant women in Malta could not travel overseas to get an abortion, which is a crime locally, during the coronavirus pandemic, thus forcing them to order abortion pills from abroad to terminate the pregnancy.
Unlike divorce and same-sex marriage which are legal in Catholic Malta, abortion poses a challenging time for Maltese pregnant women during the Covid-๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡น crisis.
by Covido January 9, 2021
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Covid nude

A nude photo taken when you are positive for covid-19
by Bubbleandsqueek5524 December 29, 2021
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a covid nap

when it's covid times and you're exhausted.
dont bother him, hes taking a covid nap.
by edeninoctober January 9, 2021
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Covid luck

Someone who is generally unlucky in most aspects except getting Covid-19
"Did you hear about Dan? His cat died and his girl left him but he doesn't have covid" "He's gotta have covid luck"
by Justinpar1247 January 3, 2022
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COVID selection

COVID selection ; is to cull of some of the population.
COVID selection involves culling off the athletes, no broadcast sports from here on in. Culling of active protesters, then having people call or email there discussed, whomever will be then exicuted (culled). Rough speculation indicates just below 50% support of the COVID selection.
by Bryn Benn May 11, 2020
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