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Porch Clown

\pȯrch-klau̇n\

noun.

1.) Juggalo/Juggalette in the south.
2.) A lazy Juggalo/Juggalette.
3.) A Juggalo/Juggalette loitering.
Look at those porch clowns...

That Steven is such a porch clown.

Look at that group of porch clowns... disgusting.
by 24 GaRoTGOLD November 14, 2012
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Clown Hats

When a person's nipples resemble the fuzzy ball on the top of a clown's hat.
"Did you see her puffy clown hats?"
by Timmy & Tammy June 24, 2007
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Clown Midget

A midget that is dressed up like a clown that sneaks into nurserys while kids are being babysat and scare the children. When the babysitter comes in to check on children, midget pretends it is a statue. Can be brought up in any conversation according to nick daniels.
Sadie Dalzell: "Oh my god I have so much to study!"
Nick Daniels: "And then the parents said, get out of the house we don't own a clown statue! It's a clown midget!"
by jmb2010 December 17, 2010
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clown hella

verb.
to make fun of something hardcore, a lot, extensively.
"I am going to clown hella at school tomorrow!"
by clownhella.com December 17, 2008
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Drama Clown

Drama Clown: A foolish, narcissistic, theatrical, immature, petty, impulsive person - who is overly emotional and a dramatic instigator. Will most likely start drama for no reason at all during inappropriate times. Usually wears too much makeup, hence the clownish appearance. Usually a female, but can also be a male.

Real life examples: Snookie, and most female celebrities.
Pablo's stupid girlfriend was being such a drama clown last night. She kept trying to fight with him during the middle of dinner because he ordered the tofu with mixed vegetables, instead of the pork fried rice. She wanted to split one order with him since she is so cheap. I'm going to tell him to ditch that drama clown next time we hangout.
by ParadoxicalDejaVu January 15, 2013
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clown stomp

To destroy or upstage in humiliating fashion, similar to having sex with someone's girlfriend while making them shine your shoes in the same room.
Did you see how Indiana clown stomped the Boilermakers last night 97-60?!?

Bro, you better get dafuq outta my face or ima clown stomp you right here in front of your girl.
by MarthasBroom February 1, 2013
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Bilbo the clown

AKA, Bill O'Rielly of Fox News. A pro-republican mouthpiece who speaks retoric and lies. A loudmouth dickhead who supports morons and criminals. A liar with no concience or informed insight, who speaks like he knows what he's talking about. A miserable old bastard who desperately needs to get laid....
1. "Hey, you watching Bilbo the clown on Fox tonight???"

2. "Your a regular bilbo the clown for stealing those lollipops from those children".
by Kirrock63 July 4, 2009
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