bunny burrito 

a bunny wrapped like a burrito in a cloth/towel

This is how to safely wrap up your pet rabbit in a “bunny burrito” to administer oral medications.

bunny burrito by iambek January 18, 2022

Snot Burrito

When you're afraid of blowing your nose in public, so you just pinch the snot into your face mask. It is indeed a disgusting sensation.

"I really had to blow my nose on the bus, but I didn't want to make anyone scared ... so I blew it into my face mask."
"That's what I call a snot burrito!"

Snot Burrito by waffleenio February 9, 2022

Lie Burrito 

A lie burrito is a lie or many lies (the filling) wrapped in a truth (tortilla) in order to make it palatable to the person or audience for consumption.

The government is feeding us a another lie burrito!

Lie Burrito by Oestegato March 24, 2022

Red burrito

When you get a tuggy for an extended period of time from one who has rough, weathered, and calloused hands.

Bro you know that lady who pushes the shopping cart around behind the autoparts store picking up cigarette butts?! I gave her a smoke and in return she gave me a red burrito!

Red burrito by Wildwilly52 April 9, 2022

Prison Burrito 

To be wrapped up in a rug or blanket and skull fucked

Did you hear that Johnny got prison burrito’d by the local crips?

Prison Burrito by Jabrone842 May 10, 2022

Sock Burrito 

A sock filled with beans and/or other materials

Yo, you wanna make a sock burrito? I got a few tasty socks.

Sock Burrito by Fat Chunky Moron VIII May 29, 2022

Apology burrito 

The ultimate sorry of sorrys: a burrito as a vessel for an apology reserved only for the most dire situations. A tortilla, beans, rice and more as a way to embody the most considerate yet respectful sorry.

Bitch complained that I couldn’t let her sleep so I tossed her an apology burrito.

Apology burrito by BeepBoopMan June 18, 2022