January 18

Spike aka Ezric birthday!!!

Me: Hey u know what day it is
Spike: What?
Me: you fucking moron, ITS JANUARY 18, YOUR BIRTHDAY IDIOT!

by Dragmehbawls December 23, 2021

January 18

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 18
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 06, 2019

February 18

Supreetha's birthday.

Suziekins: Hey, it's that day of the year!!
Friend: What day?
Suziekins: You know! It's Supreetha's birthday. It's February 18th duh 🙄

by messwithmoon November 30, 2023

February 18

The most horrific looking people are born on this day. They dont care about anyone but themselves. They have no one that likes them. Just a very sad kind of human.

Person: Hey why is he so ugly
Someone: they were born February 18th
Person”Ohhh

by Carolineswookie March 11, 2024

February 18

this is where dumb cheaters are born

Omg kaydan was born on february 18
makes since!!

by HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEH!;$38 October 10, 2021

February 18

The day to ask out the most gorgeous girl that you’ve ever seen. The day to ask out the girl that makes you smile at your phone and say « will you go out with me tonight? »

N:will you go out with me?
L:why now?
N:it’s February 18

by Yellownote February 18, 2022

February 18

The day to jokingly ask a random soccer player out

N: do you wanna go out tonight?
M:uhh that’s random
N: Yeah I asked cause it’s February 18

by Yellownote February 17, 2022