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Jack is a dog

This is often a truthful statement whether talking about a canine or sapiens specimen. Jack makes a great name for man's best friend, and likewise most men named jack develop deep and irreparable trauma regarding their name being for a dog.

Male Sapien Jacks typically can be found surfing on various furry subreddits, buying leashes and collars for their owners to use on them, and in their crate when their owners decide its time for bed
Female: Hey, so is Jack a furry?

Guy: No, not really. Jack is a dog.
by The Gronchler August 26, 2025
mugGet the Jack is a dogmug.

ry-dog

This creature drop hellaciously powerful seeds on the golf course, driving the ball further than your eyes can see
Ry-dog is a proper player, he shoots deep
by Plopblob1 November 28, 2021
mugGet the ry-dogmug.

Supercharger dogging

When a Tesla fan boy goes up to other guys in their Teslas at the supercharger station and propositions them for a chat…
I was supercharger dogging last night and met a guy with vinyl number plates
by BigDogg23 November 25, 2022
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heart dog

The first dog you owned as an adult, typically used in the past tense after they have passed.
"It's tough moving on, but you'll learn to love your next dog because that's what you're heart dog would have wanted"
by tumelo September 20, 2023
mugGet the heart dogmug.

dog poon

by Kilykid July 6, 2018
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Nerdy dog

the terminology used when a video game player reaches the apex of his or her frustration during an argument with another player.
Stfu Nerdy dog. Yeah, you're a nerdy dog.
by Type_Proto March 13, 2010
mugGet the Nerdy dogmug.

Dog shit

“I pop out dog shit these hoes thought I was broke” - BabyKia
by Xynkota December 28, 2023
mugGet the Dog shitmug.

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